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anakin71 Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/30/02 9:23am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	New Music FAD hits the U.S. "Gangsta Country". Urban advocates ask for boycott -----signature----- (censored) [face_shocked]
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Space_Cowboy Registered: Sep '02	Date Posted: 9/30/02 9:58am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Death Star Built Richard Simmons voted sexiest man alive Gambling made illegal in Nevada -----signature----- Bang.
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Darth_Reaper Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 9/30/02 10:08am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Disney's Country Bears Sequel Breaks Box Office Records All Over the World in other news... Star Wars, Episode III: The Mask of the Dark Side, comes out to muted response, Lucasfilm bankrupt
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Space_Cowboy Registered: Sep '02	Date Posted: 9/30/02 10:09am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Elton John says hes not gay world devestated byy Telitubie attacks There is no news for today -----signature----- Bang.
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DerthNader Registered: Feb '01	Date Posted: 9/30/02 10:15am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	I Heard The News Today, Oh Boy Elvis Still Alive, New Spokesman For Weight Watchers -----signature----- Genderfrak.
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TIEace Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 9/30/02 1:07pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	"A terrorist only going by the name 'Amazing B' holds three people hostage." -----signature----- Do you lose as gracefully as you win? I wouldn't know. I've never lost. http://www.bostonrebels.net
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anakin71 Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/30/02 1:27pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Steven Spielberg apologizes for ruining E.T., will banish himself -----signature----- (censored) [face_shocked]
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ChimealHeltei Registered: Feb '01	Date Posted: 9/30/02 2:20pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen. - Date Edited: 9/30/02 2:23pm (1 edits total) Edited By: ChimealHeltei
	Galaxy far far away isn't invented... -----signature----- One of the "3 crazy foreign fan forcers" Hausmann der GSFF - Bügeln, Putzen, Kochen... Alles kein Problem. Maître de Sauce Béchamel The "Schokolade" of the GSFF's Kinder-Überraschung ¡Soy un cabeza patata!
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LeeKenobi Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 9/30/02 2:37pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	President Bush Awarded Nobel Prize in Mathematics--Al Gore Calls For Recount
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DarthTunick Title: Arena's Streak for Colors Host Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 9/30/02 4:14pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Gore admits he lost the election in 2000 The Simpsons enters it's 67th season, actors kept alive by cryogenic freezing DarthTunick, you can't ignore the San Fernando Valley! -----signature----- September 11th, 2001 -Never forget Viva Los Angeles! RIP, Cody "Snowball" Reeves, 1978-2008. Lawrence Tanter is my homeboy. 2009-2010 L.A. Lakers: 9-3, my record at Staples Center: 0-1
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SifoYodaDyas Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 9/30/02 4:33pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	United States has conquered the WORLD. Long live the United States Empire of the World! Microsoft to create I.D. chip implant for every person on planet. -----signature----- {The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.} { That's the show. Thanks for watching. }
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obaona Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 9/30/02 5:05pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Computer Viruses Completely Eradicated I can wish . . . -----signature----- MS Word is designed by sadists with masochists in mind. - teh atty my recent Atton (KOTOR2) fic: http://boards.theforce.net/before_the_saga/b10475/30335989
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Darth_OlsenTwins Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 9/30/02 5:06pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	ferelwookie Takes a Shower -----signature----- I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.
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anakin71 Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 10/1/02 9:26am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Barney calls truce with Big bird, Peace on Sesame Street -----signature----- (censored) [face_shocked]
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anakin71 Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 10/1/02 11:33am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Unfortunately this is a real news item Workers being laid off at a downsized Dyson vacuum cleaner plant in Malmesbury, England, are each given a vacuum cleaner on their way out -----signature----- (censored) [face_shocked]
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