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DarthTunick  32013 posts
Title: Arena's Streak for Colors Host
Registered: Nov '00
49075_Palpatine Sunglasses Blue
Date Posted: 1/3/03 10:20pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
no traffic reported in L.A. during 2003

Staten Island leaves NYC & forms it's own state

San Francisco has reported 309 days last year w/ high amounts of smog

Mexico invades the U.S., takes back California & Texas



DarthTunick,
i love California!

 

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September 11th, 2001 angry -Never forget
Viva Los Angeles! flag
RIP, Cody "Snowball" Reeves, 1978-2008. rose
It's a long day, livin' in Reseda..........
2009-2010 L.A. Lakers: 5-1, my record at Staples Center: 0-1
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DerthNader  5726 posts
Registered: Feb '01
40072_Jedi
Date Posted: 1/3/03 10:45pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
Clothes Banned In U.S. Senate

 

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DarthTunick  32013 posts
Title: Arena's Streak for Colors Host
Registered: Nov '00
49075_Palpatine Sunglasses Blue
Date Posted: 1/3/03 10:51pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
Doughnuts declared the perfect diet food

Despite a long battle w/ the state of New Jersey, Jersey City has broken away from that state to become New York City's 6th borough

popularity for U.S. President Bush had soared 200% in Germany, South Korea, & Iraq



DarthTunick,
i love California!

 

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September 11th, 2001 angry -Never forget
Viva Los Angeles! flag
RIP, Cody "Snowball" Reeves, 1978-2008. rose
It's a long day, livin' in Reseda..........
2009-2010 L.A. Lakers: 5-1, my record at Staples Center: 0-1
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doggans  7765 posts
Registered: Aug '02
6279_George Lucas
Date Posted: 1/4/03 4:41am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
Doggans actually goes out with a girl.

 

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Southernjedi  1558 posts
Registered: Jul '02
41984_X-Wing Outline
Date Posted: 1/4/03 6:37am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
Bill Clinton really loves Hillary — really!

Bush approval rating in Canada reaches 98 percent

Critics rave about 'Star Wars: Episode III'

Southernjedi wins Mega Millions lottery; will retire to Virgin Islands grin

 

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Skimaniac87  7586 posts
Registered: Nov '02
6846_Ewan McGregor
Date Posted: 1/4/03 6:45am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
Yes that's right! Bill Clinton might become a President again! You heard it hear folks.
As seen in the Washinton times Bob barker might host who wants to be a millioner! Y'know the dude who hosts the price is right.

 

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odj_310388  7398 posts
Registered: May '02
6513_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 1/4/03 7:08am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen. - Date Edited: 1/4/03 7:10am (1 edits total) Edited By: odj_310388
Osama Bin Laden is alive and runnning a KFC.

 

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angry leads to frustrated
frustrated leads to cry
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Tupolov  3531 posts
Registered: May '02
6599_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 1/4/03 7:57am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
Plot to blow up moon foiled by columbian geurillas

 

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Angel_of_Sith  10000 posts
Registered: Apr '02
20931_Pit Droid
Date Posted: 1/4/03 8:01am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
george bush declares his visions of love and peace for all

 

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love darththunderbird is so cool she rocks my socks love
on the strangebehaviour committee sleep
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Obi-Zahn Kenobi  19685 posts
Registered: Aug '99
6134_Count Dooku
Date Posted: 1/4/03 8:42am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
Hillary Clinton Votes For the Legalization of the creation of automatic weapons for non-military personal

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope... wait... that one happened. shock

 

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snoopygurl3  2610 posts
Registered: Sep '02
6086_Yané
Date Posted: 1/4/03 8:53am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
Woman gives birth to five healthy pointsettias!

 

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Mmm... Dahli Llama
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TIEace  5644 posts
Registered: Nov '00
14821_Piett and Ozzel
Date Posted: 1/4/03 10:22am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
Mods caught spamming in AOTC Forum. Three wounded.

 

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I wouldn't know. I've never lost.
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Admiral_Thrawn60  13007 posts
Registered: Jul '00
6283_Liam Neeson
Date Posted: 1/4/03 10:24am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen. - Date Edited: 1/4/03 10:25am (1 edits total) Edited By: Admiral_Thrawn60
Civil war as Quebec tries to separate from Canada

 

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I am leaving the internet forever on May 15. JC, MSN, AIM, everything. If anyone wants to say goodbye, please do so before then.
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Skimaniac87  7586 posts
Registered: Nov '02
6846_Ewan McGregor
Date Posted: 1/4/03 10:53am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
Epsiode 7 8 and 9 of starwars will be coming out soon! Betty white will play Leia and tom cruise will play Han Solo.

 

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MoldyBread  2046 posts
Registered: Aug '00
6307_TIE Formation
Date Posted: 1/4/03 10:55am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
DRUNKEN PIRATES SEARCH FOR BURIED TREASURE; ACCIDENTLY UNEARTH MALCOLM X

 

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