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Skimaniac87 Registered: Nov '02	Date Posted: 1/4/03 10:58am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Drunken pirates did not find the treasure they were sent out looking for. Such a shame.
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MoldyBread Registered: Aug '00	Date Posted: 1/4/03 11:04am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	They should have listened to Indiana: X never marks the spot. -----signature----- I rock. Or do I?
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Skimaniac87 Registered: Nov '02	Date Posted: 1/4/03 11:16am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	They should have. It says here that the pirates thought it was 0 marks the spot. How drunk were they? Come next time to find out for now I'm rusty nail signing off. DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO.
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MoldyBread Registered: Aug '00	Date Posted: 1/4/03 2:03pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	You confuse me. -----signature----- I rock. Or do I?
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Loka Hask Registered: Jul '99	Date Posted: 1/4/03 2:24pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Quebec seperates from Canada! Canada joins Quebec! Populace votes and changes the name back to Canada! P Diddy Elected President! Vice President Mathers could not be reached for Comment. -----signature----- Me: "Yeah, I'm @#$%ing amazing." Darth: "And modest." Me: "@#$%ing modest." http://unfortunate-lizard.blogspot.com
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darthlebowski72 Registered: Oct '01	Date Posted: 1/4/03 2:29pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Jim Carrey wins Oscar Bill Gates donates entire life savings to charity to become a hermit Britney Spears captures Grammy Christina Aguelera puts on some clothes Anne Heche elected President! -----signature----- Voted Mostly Likely To Sleep With Your Mom Movin’ to the country gonna eat me a lot of peaches Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted.
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odj_310388 Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 1/4/03 2:34pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Brittish Royal Family admits to hiring the wrong buttlers. -----signature----- leads to leads to leads to Poster designer for "Threads of Destiny".
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ST-TPM-ASF-TNE Title: Moderator Emeritus Registered: Jun '01	Date Posted: 1/4/03 2:38pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen. - Date Edited: 1/4/03 2:40pm (2 edits total) Edited By: ST-TPM-ASF-TNE
	Anna Nicole Smith taken off air; E! Channel decides to air shows with taste Al Gore is nominated "sexiest man alive" Dumb & Dumberer: How Harry Met Lloyd dominates The Matrix at weekend box office -----signature----- Angela Why so serious?
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QuiGonWill Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 1/4/03 2:45pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	France decides to shower and use deodorant. Americans "Not So Bad," says Osama Star Wars: Holiday Special declared "Greatest Holiday Show Ever." Life Day to be celebrated instead of Christmas from now on.
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AssassinDroid21 Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 1/4/03 3:00pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Jackson Black Again
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DarthTunick Title: Arena's Streak for Colors Host Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 1/4/03 3:02pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen. - Date Edited: 1/4/03 3:03pm (1 edits total) Edited By: DarthTunick
	The Simpsons cancelled, Matt Groening says "I've had enough!" Jackass wins the Oscar for best picture Ball stalls half way through the celebration at Times Square, New Yorkers forced to shoot the ball down Hurricane Yolanda has destoyed Los Angeles & San Diego The Pope quits his job at the Vatican, now works at a McDonald's in Pocatello, Idaho David Letterman kills Leno, takes job hosting the Tonight Show The Cannes film festival has been moved to Burbank, California DarthTunick, i California! -----signature----- September 11th, 2001 -Never forget Viva Los Angeles! RIP, Cody "Snowball" Reeves, 1978-2008. It's a long day, livin' in Reseda.......... 2009-2010 L.A. Lakers: 5-1, my record at Staples Center: 0-1
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EMPRESS Registered: Jul '00	Date Posted: 1/4/03 3:48pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	As seen in the Washinton times Bob barker might host who wants to be a millioner! Yep, that's the Washington Times. Spelling "millionaire" wrong. but anywho . . . Northern Virginia secedes from state, joins D.C. ah, if wishing made it so. -----signature----- Well you've cracked the sky, scrapers fill the air. But will you keep on building higher till there's no more room up there? Will you make us laugh? Will you make us cry? Will you tell us when to live, will you tell us when to die?
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dp4m Registered: Nov '01	Date Posted: 1/4/03 3:59pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Media, after inquiry, admits to liberal bias. or Media, after inquiry, discovers it's primarily 'Conservative Republican.' New Yorkers Believe Their City "Not the Best" in Poll -----signature----- "Looks like you're about to get pwned" - Eric Cartman "Awarding experience points for cleverly and creatively generating an enjoyable experience. How warped is that?" - Darths & Droids
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Attack_Of_Da_Gnomes Registered: Jan '02	Date Posted: 1/4/03 5:26pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen. - Date Edited: 1/4/03 5:28pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Attack_Of_Da_Gnomes
	Secret Gore-Hillary love Scandal Revealed! Russia redeclares itself U.S.S.R. , Bush Surrenders U.S. World War 3 starts when Harry Potter punches Frodo! Meanwhile, 20 killed and 128 injured when Trekkies attempted to prove the "phaser" was better than the "blaster" (under that) France surrenders! -----signature----- Yes! I confess! I stole the captain's shoes while he was drunk! Read my bio. I dare you. A Beatles fan. Sie sehen alle Ihre Erinnerungen. Alle Ihre Erinnerungen und Ihre Ängste. To Bill Brasky!!
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Innle_of_Obernewtyn Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 1/4/03 5:55pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Fanfiction.net Relents to Fan Campaining; Brings Back NC-17s and Lists OR Cincinnati Bengals Win Super Bowl OR Walnut Hills Wins State Football Championship OR Osama Bin Laden Found Kissing George Bush -----signature----- F.A.D.A. Member--The unOfficial Token Anime fanwench! For those with wings...fly to your dreams.
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