Author Topic: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
Innle_of_Obernewtyn  519 posts
Registered: Jun '02
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Date Posted: 1/5/03 12:35pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
These are from fictional newspapers:
Coruscant Daily- "87 Percent of Population Agree, Jacen Solo a Whiny Twit" (though he has gotten better in recent books...)
Mossflower Times(my sister came up with this)- "Hare Speaks Like Normal Person"
Galactic Enquirer-"Han Solo checks Into Rehab for Drinking Problem"

 

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DarthPhelps  9078 posts
Registered: Jan '02
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Date Posted: 1/6/03 6:44am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
Democratic Party offers detailed plan on a variety of issues.

Army vs. Ball State in NCAA Football Championship game!

North Dakota leaves the U.S. to join with Canada - offers itself as a southern winter retreat haven.




(I bet Jim Carrey will win an Oscar someday. He nearly got nominated for his work in The Truman Show, ya know.)

 

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