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DarthPhelps Registered: Jan '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 7:57am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	"Al Gore now sporting goatee and mullet" -----signature----- This space for rent.
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Katya_Jade Title: Administrator Emeritus Registered: Jan '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 7:58am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen. - Date Edited: 9/18/02 7:59am (1 edits total) Edited By: Katya_Jade
	"New Report Just In: Posting on a Star Wars Message Board Makes You Irresistable to the Opposite Sex" But don't we wish it would. sigh edit - Phelps stop sharing my brain! -----signature----- For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. John 3:17 Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags? Certainly, you take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban.
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anakin71 Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 8:10am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Apple buys Microsoft and lays off millions -----signature----- (censored) [face_shocked]
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Jedi Greg Maddux Registered: Aug '99	Date Posted: 9/18/02 8:13am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Going from Worst to First: Soccer suddenly tops domestic football as #1 sport in America GO 'CLONES! -----signature----- You know, every night I see the sea in my dreams You know, every night I hear the song in my dreams
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DarthPhelps Registered: Jan '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 8:15am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Person named "Phelps" by FBI sources has been identified as a mutant who can share other people's brains. sub-headline Does not seem to positively affect his intelligence. -----signature----- This space for rent.
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JangoFettClone Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 8:22am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Canada invades US, US now to be called Canada Redux -----signature----- Texas - The Lone Death Star State - Don't be too proud of this Technological Terror We've Constructed Hurry up homerun, you're gonna be a permanent resident Ninjas are sweet cause they flip out ALL the time! Cross - Something they nail people to
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obhavekenobi78 Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 8:23am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Cable customers satisfied with service says new survey. Women list ability to quote Montey Python as "...huge turn-on.". Enron stock soars in late day trading! -----signature----- I apologize for any incontinence this may have caused.
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anakin71 Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 8:24am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	A Russian-language musical based on the romance of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky will begin rehearsals next year in Moscow -----signature----- (censored) [face_shocked]
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DarthSapient Registered: Jun '01	Date Posted: 9/18/02 8:24am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	President Bush to Speak Like Jar-Jar in Front of UN Council
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Katya_Jade Title: Administrator Emeritus Registered: Jan '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 8:24am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	@ Phelps! Don't worry, I don't have that much to steal. -----signature----- For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. John 3:17 Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags? Certainly, you take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban.
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obhavekenobi78 Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 8:29am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Nike shoes shown to increase "vertical" of many non-professional athletes when combined with Sprite. -----signature----- I apologize for any incontinence this may have caused.
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anakin71 Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 8:34am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Rosie O'Donnell coming out was a hoax Rosie himself says. -----signature----- (censored) [face_shocked]
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obhavekenobi78 Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 8:35am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	"Consumers nation-wide exclaim, "Where's the beef?" as fast food restaurants across America are looted following the legalization of marijuana." -----signature----- I apologize for any incontinence this may have caused.
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Rebecca191 Registered: Nov '99	Date Posted: 9/18/02 8:49am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Rapper Eminem announces that he's gay. -----signature----- Join the Dark Chocolate Side!
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anakin71 Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 8:50am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	There is an Easter Bunny -----signature----- (censored) [face_shocked]
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