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anakin71 Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 12:49pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen. - Date Edited: 9/18/02 12:59pm (1 edits total) Edited By: anakin71
	^ both of those will never happen lol -----signature----- (censored) [face_shocked]
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Jedi_Satimber Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 12:51pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	GL makes Ep. VII, VII and IX and claims that the EU is canon -----signature----- Goodbye Taz, I will miss you. - RIP 5/93 - 3/17/06 Council Master and co-founder of the SSA AHBY \| Master, Ridiculous Pant Remover of Blueity EUDF Admiral \| Hero = Pat Tillman LS Council Master - sccrman95 \| WARD-Suite 309
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CarbonKnight Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 1:00pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Wait, the EU isnt canon??? Sonofa... -----signature----- Dooku: "Surely you can do better!" Obi-Wan: "I can do better, and don't call me Shirley!"
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ST-TPM-ASF-TNE Title: Moderator Emeritus Registered: Jun '01	Date Posted: 9/18/02 1:06pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen. - Date Edited: 9/18/02 1:10pm (3 edits total) Edited By: ST-TPM-ASF-TNE
	- "Battlefield Earth II in Production" - "Britney Spears Admits to having Sexual Intercourse before Wedding; World is Shocked" -----signature----- Angela Why so serious?
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DarthBabe Title: FF CR Emeritus Moncton NB, Canada Registered: Mar '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 1:19pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Hillary Clinton arrested for treason after having affair with bin Laden -----signature----- "Now I may be an idiot but there is one thing I am not, sir and that, sir is an idiot." Family Guy "Well-behaved women rarely make history." The JC aka the land of the drama llamas
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DarthSiren Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 1:29pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Young star Hayden Christensen weds poster on Star Wars message board! -----signature----- I would have been the perfect girlfriend for Vader...
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ophelia Title: Ex-Mod Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 2:38pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	World Peace Declared: "Axis of Evil" Upgraded to "Axis of Pretty Nice Once You Get To Know Them" -----signature----- In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps with your mom
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Bail-AnBillies Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 3:16pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen. - Date Edited: 9/18/02 3:20pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Bail-AnBillies
	[My real name here] weds Ewan McGregor after divorcing Orlando Bloom ... or maybe this could happen lol EDIT: Ok it wouldn't happen bc I wouldn't divorce Orli -----signature----- Moo
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solojones Registered: Sep '00	Date Posted: 9/18/02 5:14pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Solojones does not love Kevin Spacey @ XIE! Oh dear, that's the biggest laugh I've had all day Clinton Tells the Truth "Teh" Added to Webster's Dictionary ...and a mango -sj loves kevin spacey -----signature----- 6 x 9 = 42 Proud member of the Colbert Nation My short films: http://www.youtube.com/solojones1138
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DarthSidious990 Registered: Mar '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 5:22pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	CNN Exclusive: Bin Laden videotape scandal shows him going into a Blockbuster Video, and renting 'Mission Impossible'. -----signature----- "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" HYPERSPACE-Best thing that ever happened to SW.com "What we do in life echoes for eternity" http://www.theforce.net/episode2/digital.shtml
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Vaderbait Registered: Sep '01	Date Posted: 9/18/02 5:25pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Canada invades US, US now to be called Canada Redux
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xie Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 5:28pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	@ XIE! Oh dear, that's the biggest laugh I've had all day //Blows smoke from typing fingers// Even after 3 weeks, I've still got it. "Goat Man Weds Three-Headed Elvis Clone" Actually in the Rugrats [old skool style] episode where the babies are abducted, this is actually seen on Grandpas' tabloid. "Xie promoted to forum Administrator position at TheForce.net" "TheForce.net - We really don't like Star Wars, get a life." -----signature----- EmpressPalpatine: i preobly should just say. Yeah, you guys were right. there is no tessa, it was mark, or whoever, all along just to give the whole thing some closure
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Vaderbait Registered: Sep '01	Date Posted: 9/18/02 5:30pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Or a variation, xie: TheForce.net converts to Trek
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xie Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 5:38pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	How about: "George Bush had this to say about the Taliban regime in Afghanistan, "Ownz0riz3d." -----signature----- EmpressPalpatine: i preobly should just say. Yeah, you guys were right. there is no tessa, it was mark, or whoever, all along just to give the whole thing some closure
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Eva_Pilot04 Registered: Nov '01	Date Posted: 9/18/02 5:56pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen. - Date Edited: 9/18/02 5:58pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Eva_Pilot04
	George Walker Bush and Dan Quayle accept memberships into Mensa. U.S. is commended for its superior educational system. Compilation Rap CD does not contain the words [censored], [censored], or [censored]*. The world is confuzzled. Star Wars sweeps the Oscars! Rick McCallum granted sainthood by the Vatican. Duuuude Speak and Ebonics recognized as official languages. ----------------------------------- Rhymes with stuck. Rhymes with pit. *Rhymes with hitch. -----signature----- OMG!!! There are coloured people on my WUL!!! ------------------ Only a bootlegger deals in Absolut.
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