Author Topic: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
xie  7933 posts
Registered: May '02
7434_Gilad Pellaeon
Date Posted: 9/18/02 5:59pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
"America and Iraq have love affair, Canada, love child, speaks out."

 

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EmpressPalpatine: i preobly should just say. Yeah, you guys were right. there is no tessa, it was mark, or whoever, all along just to give the whole thing some closure
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TIEace  5644 posts
Registered: Nov '00
14821_Piett and Ozzel
Date Posted: 9/18/02 6:02pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
"Michael Jackson can't keep the ladies away."

 

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Do you lose as gracefully as you win?
I wouldn't know. I've never lost.
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xie  7933 posts
Registered: May '02
7434_Gilad Pellaeon
Date Posted: 9/18/02 6:04pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
"Michael Jackson can't keep the ladies away."


sad ... plain ... happy ... grin ... laugh

 

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EmpressPalpatine: i preobly should just say. Yeah, you guys were right. there is no tessa, it was mark, or whoever, all along just to give the whole thing some closure
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JediOverlord  9526 posts
Registered: Apr '00
6420_Mandalorian Patch
Date Posted: 9/18/02 7:26pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen. - Date Edited: 9/18/02 7:36pm (1 edits total) Edited By: JediOverlord
Thongs Declared "Not Sexy",Big Granny Drawers The New Big Style







 

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Ninja_Jedi  2097 posts
Registered: Jun '02
14543_Crimson Empire
Date Posted: 9/18/02 7:31pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
Mmmmm, granny panties

 

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In brightest day, in blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight
Let those who worship evil's might,
Beware my power... Green Lantern's light!
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stecm  2321 posts
Registered: May '02
14695_Jedi Outcast
Date Posted: 9/18/02 7:31pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
"World War III declared with China over differences in preferred movie genres with the President and Chinese Premier"

Or will it happen?

 

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Bithysith  6226 posts
Registered: Oct '00
Date Posted: 9/18/02 7:33pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
Jim Carrey Wins Best Actor Oscar!

 

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I'm boycotting the JC until it changes
its rules on SS relationships.
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Crunchy_McGee 
Registered: Sep '02
Date Posted: 9/18/02 7:40pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
Poop deemed good for teeth, brushing with it actually reduces gingivitis.

 

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CmdrMitthrawnuruodo  18056 posts
Registered: Jul '00
44424_Roan Fel
Date Posted: 9/18/02 8:06pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
CNN: American Empire Watch!

Week One: George W. Bush Increases Military Budget By 115%!

Military Backs President 100%

Week Two: Congress Amends the Consitution at President Bush's Request.

As to What Was Amended Remains Unknown At This Time

Week Three: Bush Declares Himself Emperor!

Week Four: Emperor George W. Bush Declares War on the Entire Middle East!

Week Five: American Empire Born!

Week Six: America Conquers the World!



McDonald's Commerical: "Hey, it could happen!"

 

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"Dyin' be the day worth livin' for!"
--Captain Hector Barbossa
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DerthNader  5726 posts
Registered: Feb '01
40072_Jedi
Date Posted: 9/18/02 8:20pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen. - Date Edited: 9/18/02 8:22pm (1 edits total) Edited By: DerthNader
Eminem Run Over By Woolly Mammoth

Diane Sawyer and Katie Couric Reveal, "We Got Hitched In Vermont"

Rap Replaced By Flamenco As Most Popular Form Of Music In United States

Kelly Ripa Says, "I Really Am Annoying...Someone Kill Me!"

 

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Ender  12218 posts
Registered: Aug '98
Date Posted: 9/18/02 8:21pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
"Man punched in the face by Buzz Aldrin admits he faked tape of incident."

 

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lumberjedi  6960 posts
Registered: Aug '02
6581_Princess Leia
Date Posted: 9/18/02 8:22pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
"Siegfried Removed from Roy!"

 

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Life.
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Jedi-Anakin-Solo  9415 posts
Registered: Dec '01
23997_Anakin
Date Posted: 9/18/02 8:23pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
"Weird Al" Yankovic wins "Best Male Vocalist" award!!!

I wish. sad

 

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Proud Co-Founder of the F.A.D.A. ™ (Fans Against Dead Anakins)
Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour De France with two flat tires and a missing chain.
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darthlebowski72  5780 posts
Registered: Oct '01
7778_Crunchaka
Date Posted: 9/18/02 8:26pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
The U.S. Government invents the first fat free ham sandwich

 

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Voted Mostly Likely To Sleep With Your Mom
Movin’ to the country gonna eat me a lot of peaches
Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted.
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Jorg_Sacul_from_C2  818 posts
Registered: May '02
8012_Lucas & Star Wars
Date Posted: 9/18/02 9:07pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
Steve Sansweet dumps his collection on eBay, all figures with a "Buy it Now" price of 79 cents.

 

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Jorg Sacul
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See ya around the galaxy...maybe.
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