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Darth_Tarpals Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 9:21pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	80% of All Priests Enjoy Listening to Punk Rock, Poll Concludes -----signature----- Yaddle is STILL Sifo-Dyas. ROTJ: Action! Suspense! Excitement! Drama! Dancing Teddybears! What more could you possibly want? Have you slapped a rat lately?
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Lord Bane Title: Manager Emeritus Registered: May '99	Date Posted: 9/18/02 9:26pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	France admits to being a nation of cowardly wine-swillers. Murder rate down in Washington, D.C. No more food in the cupboard? Eat baby - the other red meat. Gore wins Presidency in a landslide! Rupert Murdoch Exorcised, tonight on FOX! All Politicians admit to only believing in the same green, papery thing. No More Executions in Texas. -----signature----- “Time in its aging course teaches all things.” -Prometheus Bound http://thedenofmystery.blogspot.com/ Tales! Commentary! Tomfoolery!
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Admiral_Thrawn60 Registered: Jul '00	Date Posted: 9/18/02 9:31pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen. - Date Edited: 9/18/02 9:32pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Admiral_Thrawn60
	President Bush attends peace rally Saddam Hussein declares a national day of mourning on 9/11/03 for the victims of the World Trade Centre attacks Canadian Prime Minister Chretien declares war on America: Bush offers Alaska in exchange for peace Ariel Sharon and Yasser Arafat seen praying together Poll indicates Canadians don't like hockey Germany invades France again: UN and USA wish them good luck -----signature----- I am leaving the internet forever on May 15. JC, MSN, AIM, everything. If anyone wants to say goodbye, please do so before then.
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FateNaberrie Registered: Jan '00	Date Posted: 9/18/02 9:32pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen. - Date Edited: 9/18/02 9:35pm (1 edits total) Edited By: FateNaberrie
	Actually ST, she did admit it. The only "unbelievable" part is that anyone was shocked. "JC promotes competent moderator!" Amazing. -----signature----- Hi there!
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DarthTunick Title: Arena's Streak for Colors Host Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 9/18/02 10:44pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen. - Date Edited: 9/18/02 10:56pm (2 edits total) Edited By: DarthTunick
	new reports show L.A. has the cleanest air in the U.S. there was no traffic reported on the 405 yesterday the Mayor of Los Angeles has moved his residence from San Pedro to Reseda L.A. residents have been voted the nicest people in North America the capital of California has been moved to Chatsworth Echo Park lake has been voted the world's cleanest lake The New York Yankees have moved west to the Valley & have been re-named as the Van Nuys Yankees DarthTunick, you can't ignore the San Fernando Valley! -----signature----- September 11th, 2001 -Never forget Viva Los Angeles! RIP, Cody "Snowball" Reeves, 1978-2008. It's a long day, livin' in Reseda.......... 2009-2010 L.A. Lakers: 5-1, my record at Staples Center: 0-1
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Lurking_Around Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 11:27pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen. - Date Edited: 9/18/02 11:29pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Lurking_Around
	Poll: Public declare Jake Lloyd as this century's best actor! George Bush Jr, Saddam Hussein, Castro, Indian PM Vajpayee, Pakistani President Musharaf and Bin Laden hug each other as they receive the Nobel Peace Prize CNN: We'll report accurate news from now on, and take it upon ourselves to educate America that there are different cultures all around the world! Manchester United to stop player David Beckham from doing any more promotional stuff, say integrity is worth more than big bucks! Tobacco companies voluntarily shut down, saying their conscience can no longer accept the death of people smoking! -----signature----- "Bealocwealm hafað fréone frecan forth onsended" (An evil death has set forth the noble warrior) --Eowyn (Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers) The Holy Stand-In of the Cult of the Blue Numbers After The Thread Titles
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Paranorina Registered: Nov '01	Date Posted: 9/18/02 11:35pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Nothing happned today -----signature----- Under construction...
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Padawan Eden Registered: Jul '99	Date Posted: 9/19/02 12:07am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen. - Date Edited: 9/19/02 12:07am (1 edits total) Edited By: Padawan Eden
	"Ariel Sharon and Yasser Arafat seen praying together" You may say, I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope some day you will join us, and the World will live as one. -----signature----- Make the world... Go away.
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TwiLekJedi Title: Classic Trilogy Manager Registered: Jun '01	Date Posted: 9/19/02 5:51am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	"Germany invades France again: UN and USA wish them good luck" -----signature----- We do what we must Because we can For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead
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Darth Dane Registered: May '00	Date Posted: 9/19/02 6:04am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	"JC member Darth Dane joins the cast for Episode III. "He's shown invaluable as a source of inspiration for George the past years" -Rick McCallum" DD -----signature----- I know I forgot some point or other Proceed in Love SPOILER AND TRAILER FREE UNTIL EPISODE III Glue Join the Club http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=8152025 Dark Lord of the JC There MAY be a hidden message ! Room 108
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HawkNC Title: FanForce RSA Oceania Registered: Oct '01	Date Posted: 9/19/02 6:06am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	"Britain beat Australia in Commonwealth Games" -----signature----- Use dp/dt -- Come now, do you really expect me to do coordinate substitution in my head while strapped to a centrifuge?
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LeeKenobi Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 9/19/02 6:10am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen. - Date Edited: 9/19/02 6:12am (2 edits total) Edited By: LeeKenobi
	"New Reality Show 'American Autopsy' Premieres on FOX"
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JangoFettClone Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 9/19/02 6:18am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	"Jar Jar Binks recognized as worlds greatest CG actor" -----signature----- Texas - The Lone Death Star State - Don't be too proud of this Technological Terror We've Constructed Hurry up homerun, you're gonna be a permanent resident Ninjas are sweet cause they flip out ALL the time! Cross - Something they nail people to
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Jedi_Satimber Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/19/02 6:26am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	There was a boycott of the internet today -----signature----- Goodbye Taz, I will miss you. - RIP 5/93 - 3/17/06 Council Master and co-founder of the SSA AHBY \| Master, Ridiculous Pant Remover of Blueity EUDF Admiral \| Hero = Pat Tillman LS Council Master - sccrman95 \| WARD-Suite 309
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HawkNC Title: FanForce RSA Oceania Registered: Oct '01	Date Posted: 9/19/02 6:28am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	"Bill Gates sells Microsoft, donates money to third world countries" -----signature----- Use dp/dt -- Come now, do you really expect me to do coordinate substitution in my head while strapped to a centrifuge?
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