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MSS Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 9/19/02 6:29am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Fox is free! -----signature----- zin_dale in koc
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LeeKenobi Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 9/19/02 6:48am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	"ABC Follows Up 'The Mole' With 'The Cannibal'" "Ozzy Osbourne To Head Middle East Peace Talks"
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DarthPhelps Registered: Jan '02	Date Posted: 9/19/02 6:57am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Lord Bane, that 'Baby' one is sooo wrong! Lance Bass decides to live on Moon. Populace donates money to help. -----signature----- This space for rent.
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Jedi_Satimber Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/19/02 7:10am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	"Ozzy Osbourne To Head Middle East Peace Talks" I like this one....they may be able to understand him better than we can. -----signature----- Goodbye Taz, I will miss you. - RIP 5/93 - 3/17/06 Council Master and co-founder of the SSA AHBY \| Master, Ridiculous Pant Remover of Blueity EUDF Admiral \| Hero = Pat Tillman LS Council Master - sccrman95 \| WARD-Suite 309
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anakin71 Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/19/02 7:16am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	First ever Hybryd sport Futbol Vs. Football ends in lopsided victory. -----signature----- (censored) [face_shocked]
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obhavekenobi78 Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 9/19/02 7:18am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	"Simpsons creator Matt Groening sues American Idol heart-throb Justin Guarini citing, "...he just looks to damn much like Sideshow Bob to be coincidental." "Kelsey Grammar could not be reached for comment." -----signature----- I apologize for any incontinence this may have caused.
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sith1137 Registered: Dec '01	Date Posted: 9/19/02 7:27am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen. - Date Edited: 9/19/02 7:27am (1 edits total) Edited By: sith1137
	"the Mayor of Los Angeles has moved his residence from San Pedro to Reseda the capital of California has been moved to Chatsworth " -----signature----- I've got a fever and the only perscription is more cowbell Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind
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anakin71 Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/19/02 8:00am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Texas says it wants to secede the US for Canada, Mexico says it is not involved. -----signature----- (censored) [face_shocked]
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obhavekenobi78 Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 9/19/02 8:05am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	"Move over Pamela and Tommy Lee, a new video has surfaced. Say hello to Bob and Elizabeth Dole! Schwing!!" -----signature----- I apologize for any incontinence this may have caused.
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anakin71 Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/19/02 9:00am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Tom Green wins Oscar -----signature----- (censored) [face_shocked]
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DarthHutt Registered: Aug '00	Date Posted: 9/19/02 9:18am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Sony Pictures admits to buying $250 million worth of Spider-Man tickets over internet NEXT DAY: George Lucas sues Sony Pictures for 'pain and suffering'
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J_K_DART Registered: Dec '01	Date Posted: 9/19/02 11:45am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Bush admits to stealing 'Axis of Evil' term from an issue of 'Justice League of America', DC Comics planning lawsuit! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!! -----signature----- "Victory without risk is like a pizza without pepperoni." "I like my pizzas without pepperoni." "Sir master of the long post" - Excellence
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Ariana Lang Registered: Oct '99	Date Posted: 9/19/02 11:51am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Peace in the Middle East! Isreal and Palestine Going to Work together for good of People -----signature----- Delta Delta Delta To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world Ariana+Palpazzar=
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CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Registered: Jul '00	Date Posted: 9/19/02 11:54am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Osama bin Laden Turns Himself In PM Tony Blair Attempts to Re-establish the British Empire, Britain Invades the United States & Canada -----signature----- "Dyin' be the day worth livin' for!" --Captain Hector Barbossa PotC: Amuletum Angiti http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3635826/1/ http://s12.gladiatus.com/game/c.php?uid=48046
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xie Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 9/19/02 11:58am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	[b]"Pornography found on Internet, world shocked." or "15 year old boy masturbates, local priest does not approve." -----signature----- EmpressPalpatine: i preobly should just say. Yeah, you guys were right. there is no tessa, it was mark, or whoever, all along just to give the whole thing some closure
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