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Jedi_Satimber Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/19/02 12:01pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	CIA operative admits that JFK was assissinated by forces of the Mob and the CIA and a Cuban -----signature----- Goodbye Taz, I will miss you. - RIP 5/93 - 3/17/06 Council Master and co-founder of the SSA AHBY \| Master, Ridiculous Pant Remover of Blueity EUDF Admiral \| Hero = Pat Tillman LS Council Master - sccrman95 \| WARD-Suite 309
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anakin71 Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/19/02 12:31pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Episode III will be Rated NC-17 and shown in IMAX format only. -----signature----- (censored) [face_shocked]
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DarthTunick Title: Arena's Streak for Colors Host Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 9/19/02 9:30pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen. - Date Edited: 9/19/02 9:37pm (3 edits total) Edited By: DarthTunick
	Winnetka has been voted as America's #1 tourist destination Reports indicate that Hollywood Blvd. has been clean of prostitutes for a decade The L.A.P.D. has the best morale out of any U.S. police department The capital of the United States has been moved to Sherman Oaks, & Congress will now meet in the Galleria L.A. has extended it's city limits all the way down south to Mexico City DarthTunick, you can't ignore the San Fernando Valley! -----signature----- September 11th, 2001 -Never forget Viva Los Angeles! RIP, Cody "Snowball" Reeves, 1978-2008. It's a long day, livin' in Reseda.......... 2009-2010 L.A. Lakers: 5-1, my record at Staples Center: 0-1
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Admiral_Thrawn60 Registered: Jul '00	Date Posted: 9/19/02 9:37pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	CNN: AOL is evil, so buy Microsoft products only -----signature----- I am leaving the internet forever on May 15. JC, MSN, AIM, everything. If anyone wants to say goodbye, please do so before then.
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ferelwookie Registered: Oct '01	Date Posted: 9/19/02 9:38pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen. - Date Edited: 9/19/02 9:39pm (1 edits total) Edited By: ferelwookie
	Arafat and Sharon Caught in Forbidden Love Triangle With Ghost of Elvis -----signature----- Ferelwookie LIVES!!! (Still can't spell feralwookiee right though)
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DerthNader Registered: Feb '01	Date Posted: 9/19/02 9:44pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Carrot Top Elected President In Landslide Martha Stewart And Howard Stern Wed In St. Paul's Cathedral -----signature----- Genderfrak.
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DarthTunick Title: Arena's Streak for Colors Host Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 9/19/02 9:45pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Welcome our new mod, DarthTunick! DarthTunick, you can't ignore the San Fernando Valley! -----signature----- September 11th, 2001 -Never forget Viva Los Angeles! RIP, Cody "Snowball" Reeves, 1978-2008. It's a long day, livin' in Reseda.......... 2009-2010 L.A. Lakers: 5-1, my record at Staples Center: 0-1
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Admiral_Thrawn60 Registered: Jul '00	Date Posted: 9/19/02 9:50pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen. - Date Edited: 9/19/02 10:03pm (6 edits total) Edited By: Admiral_Thrawn60
	Bush declares that he feels that only Communism can pull economy out of current sluggish state Follow-up to third German invasion of France: 5 days later, it's over - world celebrates Pope seen breakdancing in LA nightclub 1000 pigs accidentally delivered to Israel - authorities can't figure out what to do with them Canada invades America - early reports indicate that Canada is expected to reach Florida next Thursday MTV and FOX form coalition dedicated to quality programming Leet becomes second official language of America Floridians vote in referendum to eliminate democracy in their state - Results inconclusive Plane conducts emergency landing in India. Passenger Beal says: "wHAT SI THEES TOWEL HEADS DOOING HEER!!!!?" -----signature----- I am leaving the internet forever on May 15. JC, MSN, AIM, everything. If anyone wants to say goodbye, please do so before then.
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DarthTunick Title: Arena's Streak for Colors Host Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 9/19/02 9:54pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen. - Date Edited: 9/19/02 9:58pm (2 edits total) Edited By: DarthTunick
	Since the Florida National Guard couldn't operate their new high tech machine guns, the Canadians reached Miami at 3:00pm EST this afternoon By using heavy explosives & mines, Governor Gray Davis has seperated California from the North American continent & the state has become it's own island country DarthTunick, you can't ignore the San Fernando Valley! -----signature----- September 11th, 2001 -Never forget Viva Los Angeles! RIP, Cody "Snowball" Reeves, 1978-2008. It's a long day, livin' in Reseda.......... 2009-2010 L.A. Lakers: 5-1, my record at Staples Center: 0-1
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DerthNader Registered: Feb '01	Date Posted: 9/19/02 9:55pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Natalie Portman To Pose For Playboy -----signature----- Genderfrak.
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-Ace- Registered: Jan '02	Date Posted: 9/19/02 11:30pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Green Party canidate unanimously elected for the presidency Anna Kournikova wins ladies events at Wimbledon Today the the Trekkie army defeated the Starwars fan army thereby ending the 3 week war Natalie Portman mudwrestles -Ace- for title The American team wins worldcup; Americans ecstatic
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Lurking_Around Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 9/20/02 7:30am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	George Lucas awards bashers for their honest views of the Star Wars saga, gives each basher a million bucks! -----signature----- "Bealocwealm hafað fréone frecan forth onsended" (An evil death has set forth the noble warrior) --Eowyn (Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers) The Holy Stand-In of the Cult of the Blue Numbers After The Thread Titles
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anakin71 Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/20/02 7:56am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Star Trek Nemesis outgrosses Star Wars: Episode III at the Box office. George Lucas to Direct Star Trek Nemesis. Star Trek Vs Star Wars Movie revealed. -----signature----- (censored) [face_shocked]
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SueAsideRide Registered: Oct '00	Date Posted: 9/20/02 5:01pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Pat Robertson to wed Jimmy Swaggart Today Is National Free Lap Dance Day Olsen Twins to wed Yasser Arafat and Ariel Sharon; Middle East Peace Expected -----signature----- GO HABS! Holy **** I hate the Yankees KILL UGLY INTERNET Fly casual
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Jjanda_Solo Registered: Feb '01	Date Posted: 9/20/02 5:02pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	"Politician says something intelligent." -----signature----- Accidentally in love. Murky!
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