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Discussion in 'Community' started by hudzu, Jan 5, 2013.

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  1. PRENNTACULAR

    PRENNTACULAR VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    No, that haircut doesn't look weird at all!
     
    PRENNTACULAR, Jan 6, 2013
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  2. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Chosen One star 7

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    If you keep making that face your face will stay like that.
     
    Arawn_Fenn, Jan 6, 2013
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  3. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    youre a pretty princess
     
    Rogue_Ten, Jan 6, 2013
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  4. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Relax, your hairline isn't receding, you're imagining things.
     
    Violent Violet Menace, Jan 6, 2013
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  5. Chancellor_Ewok

    Chancellor_Ewok Chosen One star 7

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    Nope, no innuendo there. :p
     
    Chancellor_Ewok, Jan 6, 2013
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  6. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    OH REALLY? I HAD NOT NOTICED.

    Sorry guys, is January in the US like, Captain Obvious Awareness month? FFS.
     
    Ender Sai, Jan 6, 2013
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  7. PRENNTACULAR

    PRENNTACULAR VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    i don't get it. why is that funny?
     
    PRENNTACULAR, Jan 6, 2013
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  8. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    My parents told me that I was a chimpanzee from the zoo that they had taught to talk. They said they had fixed all the mirrors to reflect a little boy so I wouldn't catch on. You can't make this **** up.
     
    Rogue1-and-a-half, Jan 6, 2013
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  9. tom

    tom Chosen One star 8

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    my dad used to tell me that everything he owned he got from some celebrity. like he couldn't just have a pair of swim trunks, he had to have johnny weissmuller's swim trunks. or if he had a guitar pick it was always eric clapton's guitar pick. i don't know why he bothered, i had no idea who those people were anyway.
     
    tom, Jan 6, 2013
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  10. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    I think Eric Clapton was a backup guitarist once. Nobody of any real note.
     
    Ender Sai, Jan 6, 2013
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  11. tom

    tom Chosen One star 8

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    i know who he is now, silly. this was when i was like five.
     
    tom, Jan 6, 2013
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  12. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Force Ghost star 8

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    Did he ever tell you who the beer cans used to belong to?
     
    EmpireForever, Jan 6, 2013
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  13. tom

    tom Chosen One star 8

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    pioneers, the donner party, chief joseph. people like that.
     
    tom, Jan 6, 2013
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  14. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    my muslim ex-girlfriend and i whiled away many an hour concocting elaborate plans to raise our hypothetical children as evangelical christians for as long as possible before shattering their worldviews and psyche by revealing their mom and dad are a practicing muslim and a catholic-born atheist, respectively

    that window was probably commissioned by some priest as a clever way of stealth bragging about the mondo beej he cops from alter boys
     
    Rogue_Ten, Jan 6, 2013
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  15. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost star 4

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    How can you not know who Johnny Weissmuller is? That's like not knowing who Peter Serafinowicz is.
     
    Mortimer Snerd, Jan 6, 2013
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  16. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Rogue. I think Prenn was being ironic.
     
    Ender Sai, Jan 6, 2013
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  17. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    my comment re: "mondo beej" stands
     
    Rogue_Ten, Jan 6, 2013
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  18. Frank T.

    Frank T. Force Ghost star 6

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    "Your dog ran away."
     
    Frank T., Jan 6, 2013
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  19. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    yeah, my parents said that to me once and i was like "what dog?"
     
    AAAAAH, Jan 6, 2013
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  20. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    About five years ago, I was driving with my wife and (out of nowhere) reached the epiphany that when my mother told 7 year old me that, while dropping off my overly-energetic dog at the shelter, that there was a family waiting right there who owned a farm and took him to live there with lots of room to run around. That hag lied to me! She lied! And I had never noticed until decades later when I randomly thought about the mythical dog farms up north.
     
    A Chorus of Disapproval , Jan 6, 2013
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  21. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Yeah farms are a great place to invoke when telling your child their pet is an ass and needs to be put down.
     
    Ender Sai, Jan 6, 2013
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  22. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Chosen One star 7

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    Did you call up your mom and confront her about it?
     
    Alpha-Red, Jan 6, 2013
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  23. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    I actually stopped over her house the next day and had a "mock" confrontation with her. It didn't actually bother me, as it was probably the right thing to do and the most comforting way she could muster to inform me of events. It was honestly so odd that nearly 30 years after the fact, I heard somebody on the radio talking about the 'dog farm' lie and came to such a realization. My poor dog...
     
    A Chorus of Disapproval , Jan 6, 2013
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  24. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    He went peacefully.
     
    Rogue1-and-a-half, Jan 6, 2013
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  25. drg4

    drg4 Jedi Master star 4

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    My favorite: "Everything happens for a reason."

    Seems to me that everything is arbitrary.
     
    drg4, Jan 6, 2013
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