Social Games The Rancor Pit (EUC Dueling thread)

Well now I know why I don't come in here

 

You don't like dancing rancors and good looking women sparring?

 

You can dance with the Rancor now.

 

Good looking women?!? Where?!?

 

Runner and Becca had quite the match earlier. You missed it. Men are allowed to fight too though.

 

Good-looking women? I see Runner, but I'm pretty sure I don't fall in that category. Get mistaken for a man too often

 

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And if you rip the eyes of of the guy's skull, you are the one holding the eyes.

 

Don't give her ideas.

 

Actually I think I get mistaken for an ewok the most...

 

yub yub!

 

I see what you did there.

 

Ewoks are just not that good-looking, I told you

 

They are other ewoks, thus you must find another ewok.

 

If you mean "Corpsey", then I think it can't get any worse.

 

We need to hold ewok fights here.

 

I'm actually a twi'lek, despite all appearances otherwise. I'm in disguise, you see. Twi'lek female, 20, seeking reasonably attractive male willing to have his eyeballs torn out.

 

I can imagine that being put in newspaper classifieds.

 

Scary thing is, that would probably generate some interest.

 

Or you'd get types like Val who just want a dance first... that means I'd remove more than the eyes