Full Series TCW Image Caption Thread (spoiler images!)

"You humans are all RACIST!"

(Looks at WatTamboWoo's avatar) Or should I say all Skakoans?

 

Not really a caption post, but I might as well say it here as anywhere... It's interesting how we see sci-fi borrowing in TCW (sci-fi shows tend to borrow ideas from eachother somewhat) manifested in the form of prison cells that use a forcefield as a door. This seems to me to be an idea copied from Star Trek, where forcefield cell doors have been common for a long time. We never saw forcefield cell doors in the SW movies IIRC. But in TCW they appeared several times.

Maybe the Empire figures it's better to have cell doors that won't immediately vanish if there's a power failure...

 

"I've got my coolest hands ever!"


"No, my hand is better!"


"No! I have the best hand! It can shoot lightning!"


"All of you! Talk to the hand, baby!"

 

Opress: Where is MY HAPPY MEAL?!!???!

 

Savage Opress: I ordered a six pack of chicken nuggets, but all I got was five!

 

Palpatine: I've just made a deal that will keep the Separatists out of Naboo forever.



"We would be honored if you would join us."

 

Newcastle Brown Ale...now that's a beer a have not heard of in a long time....a long time...

 

Never heard of it ^^ actually never heard of the other too, don't drink alcohol = don't like it

 

Ahsoka: Tarkin, I know you've been taking pictures of me when I'm not looking.
Tarkin: I um don't have the faintest idea of what you're talking about Padawan Tano. I never took any pictures of you.
Ahsoka: Oh really? Then how come I discovered a folder called Pictures-I-Took-of-Padawan-Tano on your laptop?
Tarkin: Maybe General Grievous put that folder on my laptop.
Ahsoka: Don't lie to me Tarkin. I know you took those pictures and I know that's your folder. Also I noticed that you googled yourself a dozen times too. You should clear your history you egotistical jerk.
Tarkin: *sigh* I knew I should have created a password for my laptop...

21 odd something years later:

Vader: Tarkin, I stumbled across this folder containing pictures of my old Padawan on your laptop. Care to explain?
Tarkin: Oh how the hell did you access my laptop? That thing's password protected!
Vader: Well it really wasn't all that hard to figure out. I mean your password was "GrandMoff4Life." By the way you really need to stop googling yourself.
Tarkin:

 

"...and that, dear girl, is why Xbox will always be better than Playstation."

 

Anakin: Cin, you feel like posting on the JCF today? Let's get a rise out of those Council forumites like we did those rioters out here!
Cin Drallig: Yeah sure, why not?


(Turns to crowd)

They see me Troll-in'
They hatin'
I'm trolling, mods tryin' to catch me postin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me postin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me postin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me postin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me postin' dirty
My thoughts so loud
I'm spammin'
They hopin' that they gon catch me postin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me postin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me postin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me postin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me postin' dirty

 

"Geez, Cin - you can't even get away from those guys in a galaxy far, far away!"

 

Rex: "You weren't at Geonosis, were you?"
Fox: "No, Rex, I wasn't."
Rex: "Anakin hasn't been the same since he stepped in Jango's helmet..."

 

"But I want an Oompa Loompa NOOOOOWWWW!!"

 

Rex - "Have you tried Peanut Butter cookies before?

Fox - "Yes I have, they are quite delicious"

Rex - "Oh I know, I love them"

Anakin - "Uh guys, this isn't the time to have a conversation, especially on the topic of cookies"

 

Anakin (face-planted): Uggghhhhh....
Tera Sinube: And that, kids, is why you never do backflips off the Temple rooftop.

Months later...


Obi-Wan: Don't try it, Anakin! Remember the last time you tried doing a backflip off a structure?
Anakin: Hmph. This time, I'm not jumping off the high ground. What can possibly go wrong?

 

My disappointment with this is that I don't know whether the general lack of comment is because my joke flopped, or because so few here can read Aurebesh.

 

I was quite pleased that I didn't even need to go look up an aurebesh chart to read it. I've already done that so much I was able to read it straight off.

 

WHEEEERE IS MY HAPPY MEAL?!?!?!?

 

Hmm, new trend?