JCC ~~** OFFICIAL **~~ WOCKY NEWS DEPOSITORY THREAD. TOS MINDED. MOD APPROVED. PROBABLY

Someone needs another lesson in

http://boards.theforce.net/threads/...ld-like-to-do-other-things-good-too.50009396/

 

209. Is deliberately melodramatic in speech for the sake of humor.

 

We're getting closer...

 

Reluctant to publicly talk of the waters of his homeworld.

 

Was it mentioned that he has undying love for Will Smith?

 

Said any kid would love fruit in their Halloween baskets, denounced all candy, including chocolate.

 

Refuses to turn over turtle until turtle somehow communicates, without using body language, that it wants to be turned over.

 

Demanded that I sleep on the floor and not the bed.

 

Please update or add as necessary:

Name: Jabba-wocky
Real Name: Unknown.
Gender: Male (assumed)
Born: 1791
Appearance: An old soul, Wocky has carried himself like a middle aged academic for three of his four hundred years
Favourite music: Christmas carols
Favourite film: Spiderman 2
Favourite actor: Will Smith
First crush: Maegaery Tyrrell
Favourite colour: Unknown
Favourite past-times: Whittling, sophistry, creating unwieldy nicknames
Enemies: dp4m, Ender Sai, tom, LostOnHoth
Friends: Few; living a life as long as his makes having friends a luxury he can ill afford
Earliest memory:
Favourite destination:

Please add what you can to the blank mosiac that is our Wocky.

 

He wants to honour you.

 

He may still have a pencil thin mustache.

 

obessively IMs and PMs rogue ten about his love life, which rogue then freely responds to for some reason

currently obsessed with marrying rogue off to a divorced 23 year old mother

 

Wocky News: The Thread

 

Does he ask for dance tips, Rogue?

 

Wocky News Depository. Steal all the best replies from that thread and post them here.

For example, I still think he lives in or near Ann Arbor, MI.

 

i think he finds it sinful

 

And yet my PM box sits empty.

 

...

 

Damn... shouldn't be surprised, though.

 

wants people to have daughters and then name them particular names.

can't comprehend industrial music

 

Name: Jabba-wocky
Real Name: Unknown.
Gender: Male (assumed)
Born: 1791
Appearance: An old soul, Wocky has carried himself like a middle aged academic for three of his four hundred years
Favourite music: Christmas carols
Favourite film: Spiderman 2
Favourite actor: Will Smith
First crush: Maegaery Tyrrell
Favourite colour: Unknown
Favourite past-times: Whittling, sophistry, creating unwieldy nicknames, honouring people, floor sleeping, matchmaking
Favourite saying: ICNTYTT
Enemies: dp4m, Ender Sai, tom, LostOnHoth
Friends: Few; living a life as long as his makes having friends a luxury he can ill afford
Heroes: Barack Obama
Earliest memory:
Favourite destination:

Updated; but please copy/past the above with our new info.

 

"Cannot" is one word, Ender.

 

- Prefers to express the value of Pi via interperetive dance.

- Discovered the fate of Amelia Earhart but declined to publically disclose the information citing "personal reasons".

- Grand prize winner of the Butler County, Nebraska chili cookoff for 1999, 2000, and 2002.

- Watches porn movies with the sound muted and Disney soundtracks playing on his stereo.

- Has a pet fish named "Frog".

 

It most assuredly is, Wocky.