Social The Blue Moon Cantina XVIII ~Off to Never Never Land~

The Blue Moon Cantina XVIII ~Off to Never Never Land~​

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Our staff!

Our Maker/Owner - Evil_King_Wiggins
Master of the Drink - Jedi_Allegra
The Lord of the Meal - Darth Gangrenous
Barwench and Keeper of the Change - BultarSwan
Our Bankrupt Senator - Skywalker_T-65
The Thrower of People - Rebecca_Daniels

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The Rules –

1) The first rule of the BMC is: You do not talk about the BMC.
2) The second rule of the BMC is: You DO NOT talk about the BMC!
3) No "Shaven" Wookiees allowed, as they cause too much trouble.
4) Whomever destroys the Cantina shall pay for a new one
5) To lay a finger on the "Jawa Juicer" is to bring about your own demise.
6) Never challenge a statement spoken by the maker, or you will be banned from the cantina for three and a half minutes.
7) DO NOT GO NEAR THE BASEMENT!!!
8) Jedi_Allegra and BultarSwan are in charge of the drinks, no one may distribute beverages without their authorization.
9) Failure to abide by Rule #5 will result in face being ripped apart by a most unbearable means.
10) You don't know the power of the dark side, at least, not 'til you've had thirty five reactor cores.
11) All female patrons must pay homage to The Maker.
12) Arcane Sith Magic prevents all weapons from being used. Keep that lightsaber/blaster/vibroblade in its holster.
13) Don't slip on the soap. It could cost you more than you know. And bring back a few dead relatives to boot.
14) Look both ways before crossing the street or you could get run over by a Dutch Invasion.
15) Never, ever feed what lies in the basement, let alone venture forth into it.
16) No shirt? No Shoes? .... Well at least you have pants! You do have pants right?
17) All Mandalorians drink for free!
18) Do not set the bar on fire.
19) Have fun! But only The Maker can have too much fun.
20) Sleep well, sleep lightly.

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Hey look, a shiny new BMC.

 

It is rather spiffy if I do say so myself.

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I'm sure we will wreck it within a few posts.

 

'This much nicer in here then it is outside right now.


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Weee!

 

Oh I do like rain though.

 

Cold and rainy here too! It's a netflix day lol.

 

I like cold and rainy even more.

 

I like rain too, it's just been raining a lot this year.

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If it gets to the point to where you have to build an ark, let us know.

 

I don't think it's too that point yet

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Yet....

 

Yes, yet...

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Bardan, that last gif on the opening post was the second creepiest thing I've seen this year.

 

What is that even from?

 

Beats the shab out of me. I stole it from some other forum.

 

Not that shocking I suppose.

 

Woah a new BMC thread and the opening post is kinda of creepy at times but me likes it.

 

I knew you would.

 

Hey Bardan how goes it? Long time no see eh

 

Yea! It's a new BMc where anyone can harass Bardan.



Just kidding. He knows I'd never do that.



Bardan_Jusik Excellent job on the opening post.

 

I might.

 

I have no complaints. How've you been?