JCC new best friends club thread

1. I once broke someone's toe. It was accidental, I swear.
2. I like the color green.
3. My job is fun except when it's not.

 

1. I love people
2. I like helping people
3. I think most of your are a flock of attention greedy butts

 

I will give real answers this time.

1. I want to buy/download the new CKII DLC but I don't have a GMG code to use for a discount and I'm afraid of the usual gamebreaking bugs.

2. I'm not a cynic but a pessimistic idealist, God dammit.

3. Essellgee hurt my feelings.

 

For #3, I have two questions if I may;

1) Is the boyfriend one of Bill Gates' secretaries, and
2) Therefore is he cheating on her with Ramza/Thuro/Darth Guy?

 

4. My answers are also real. Just FYI.

 

Noooo, how can I roleplay as a Jewish leader who only goes to services sometimes when my mom bugs me about it?

 

Let's see...

1. I used to be sad IRL and would only be happy when I got online. Now I'm always happy IRL and only get sad when I get online.
2. I miss driving submarines. A lot.
3. I replaced cigarettes with e-cigs over 4 years ago, before e-cigs were cool.

 

You hipster

 

Why aren't you driving subs Noundy?

 

Oh, I'm on shore duty now and I'll be retiring next year. So no more sub driving for me.

 

1. I was once in love with a married woman.
2. I think Taylor Swift's We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together is a masterpiece of pop recording.
3. I still have a flip phone.

 

I like beer a lot and I like short shorts a lot and right now I am a math teacher and I shouldn't be and also I really like burritos.


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I dunno, you like beer, burritos, and short-shorts. In my experience that's like 80% of the qualifications.

 

You shouldn't be an English teacher either.

 

You also like run on sentences. You also don't like punctuation.

 

Those are four things. Sorry, you are not allowed in the club.

 

okay so my third thing is that i have this weird thing about my stuff. i always have my phone, wallet, lip balm and keys with me and i have to keep them in special pockets and i never really trust that i remember it so i just walk around patting my pockets and muttering "phone, wallet, lip balm, keys" all the time. all the time. i never forget any of those things tho so that's good.

can i be part of the club now

 

Yes. Plus I do the same thing. Besties?

 

forever!

 

You sound like my husband. Wait a second...

 

Sometimes I forget the lip balm.

 

lip balm is for sissies and girls.