Games Snappy Replies to Movie Quotes

Rules: Similar to the Snappy Replies to Star Wars Quotes, only this involves non-Star Wars movies. I'll begin:

"Tell me, friend: have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

 

Yeah I'm going to need like 100% more clarification on that one.

 

Who's Snappy?

 

Sorry. A movie quote gets posted, then you post a snappy/sarcastic response, then you reply with another movie quote.

Here's the inspiration for the thread: http://boards.theforce.net/threads/snappy-replies-to-star-wars-quotes.50019032/

 

Oh yeah, well the jerk stored said they're running out of you!

 

I'll be back.

 

No you won't, quitbie!

"Get to the choppa!"

 

This thread shames us all, PVC Bandit!

"Somebody shut that **** up before I ***-start her head."

 

I'm a little busy here!

I'm as constant as the northern star.

 

I'll need the hose to clean off this crappy lotion.

"You are already dead."

 

Then why am I still walking and talking?

I am Iron Man.

 

More like the Iron Lady.

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me."

 

You know what happened to Mike Honcho, right?

"Put the ******' lotion in the basket!"

 

Aww, hell naw!

You want the truth?

 

There are laws against that, you know.

Nothing better than live bait to trap a bat.

 

This is the funniest comment in the whole thread. Odds are, we'll be able to say the same by the time it closes.

 

The King's stinken son fired me and thank you so much for bringing up such a rotten subject.

He went to Northwestern and Johns Hopkins, is that good enough for you?

 

No. How about Harvard?

This is why Superman works alone.

 

Not 'cause you're a pompous **** who refers to himself in the 3rd person?

What is best in life?

 

Sorry, Muggles aren't allowed to do that.

I'm Batman.

 

YOUR PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

"What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"