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JCC 2017 Wattos

Discussion in 'Community' started by SuperWatto, Jan 24, 2017.

  1. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Chosen One star 7

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    Nominations will be posted shortly.
    Thought I'd open up a topic already, because oh! The excitement!
     
  2. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Most Snarky Poster nominee?
     
  3. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Feb 27, 2013
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  4. Rylo Ken

    Rylo Ken Force Ghost star 7

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    Dec 19, 2015
    I hate Awards season
     
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  5. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Feb 27, 2013
    Even the Wattos?
     
  6. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Chosen One star 7

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    Sep 19, 2000
    Most pertinent questions:
    - Will the Han Chinese finally get a Watto this year?
    - Which funny person will host the ceremony, and how funny are they really going to be?
    - Whoever said Watto is the epitome of good taste?
    - And why must he ram it down our throats?
    - Whatever happened to "to each his own", anyway?
     
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  7. Rylo Ken

    Rylo Ken Force Ghost star 7

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    The only one with any integrity. The others are all rigged I tell you.
     
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  8. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    Ooh, I'm all aquiver!
     
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  9. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Nov 8, 2001
    SuperWatto -- will the awards all be delivered by the drone strikes you are personally responsible for, or will we have to wait for FedEx Ground?
     
  10. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Chosen One star 7

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    Sep 19, 2000
    This year, we only have a Watto for Best Picture. But what a Watto!

    This year's Best Picture Nomations are:

    1. Chris Christie Clapping

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    2. Hello Bear

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    3. Deal With It Cat

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    4. Monkey Love

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    5. Force Boris

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    6. Karate Kid

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    7. Obsolete Chris Christie

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    8. Knocked Down Trump

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    Don't bother to vote - Watto decides!
    But you can bribe him.
     
  11. heels1785

    heels1785 Skywalker Saga + JCC Manager / Finally Won A Draft star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Dec 10, 2003
    Force Boris has to be considered the favorite, at this point.
     
  12. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Feb 27, 2013
    Monkey Love! Monkey Love!

    (the winner and the bribe)
     
  13. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

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    Apr 17, 2006
    If you let me decide one category, I will ask you one question of your choosing.
     
  14. Rylo Ken

    Rylo Ken Force Ghost star 7

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    Dec 19, 2015
    Force Boris Force Boris Force Boris
     
  15. Anakin.Skywalker

    Anakin.Skywalker Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Oct 11, 2016
    Odd fish, that Chris Christie.
     
  16. heels1785

    heels1785 Skywalker Saga + JCC Manager / Finally Won A Draft star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Hello Bear would be an acceptable upset pick.

    Karate Kid is the silent musical with Shia Labeouf that nobody's heard of.
     
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  17. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Nov 8, 2001
    Hello Bear, if only for the undeniable Russian ties symbolizing our current state of kleptocracy in the US. Make a statement.
     
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  18. tom

    tom Chosen One star 8

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    Mar 14, 2004
    yall sleepin on deal with it cat
     
  19. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    As some on here may know, I do love bears. I even think this place needs more of them. But Monkey Love simply has more depth and resonance. The Director's Cut of Hello Bear, which is rumoured to have an additional 1.3 seconds, could well tip the balance, but as far as I know it is ineligible for this award.

    It's clear that one of those two should be the winner, because nothing beats animals perceived to be acting like humans. Nothing*.

    *I have to exclude Deal With It Cat because to me the special effects have already aged terribly, and cheapen the final production.
     
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  20. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Nov 8, 2001

    Sleeping on it like a...


    ... CAT NAP!

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    PS - One of the only good parts about my last minute UK trip in December was getting to see this episode on 5-USA...
     
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  21. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jul 13, 2008
    Please clap.
     
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  22. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    :mad:
     
  23. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Aug 11, 2004
    Force Boris. This a Star Wars forum! Have you no decency?! Good day, sir!

    Isaidgooddday. [face_not_talking]
     
  24. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Nov 21, 2002
    Hey, better this than Quixmas...
     
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  25. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    Oct 4, 1998
    Anyone else not seeing Hello Bear? Maybe it's just my computer. Everything else loaded.

    I vote Force Boris. Make it happen and I'll see to it that Ep 8 is titled The Last Jedi. I have the connections to make that happen.