Social ∋●∈ The Sith Academy ∋●∈ Welcome all new fans of the Dark Side!

Thank you, m'lady. *bows respectfully and goes to research blind creatures that would make good candidates for a Sith version of Groundhog Day*

 

That would be interesting.

 

Couldn't you just blind a rancor with your lightsaber? Guaranteed entertainment!

 

No, that is cruel and inhumane. I am not a fan of rancors, but sheesh, Ishy. Have a heart.

 

PETA would be all over you like a bad suit.

 

I'd sic the rancor on them... then blind it.

 

*munches on a few conversation hearts*

Well... seems like a bit of dust needs to be kicked up in here...
Any newbies want to dance for us?

 

I have a freestyle Jedi-killing dance I could perform. Just bring me a few Jedi to choreograph with.

 

I have a dance I could do, but I doubt many of you will like it.

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You have found it.

 

ROTFL! That's pretty good.

 

That was so worth all the spoilers!!!!!

 

where did this video come from? Aaah, I know. The Star Wars game on Kinect?

Now there's a dance I'd like to learn.

 

I can give lessons, but it's going to cost you.

 

*begins to dust off the Valentine's Day decor and return it to its boxes*
*hangs up shamrocks, puts out some alcohol for the adults and milkshakes for those youngsters, and sprinkles green glitter around the room*

Hello Academy!!!

 

Splashed Green paint everywhere....

This will help.

 

@dragonsith13 it looks like it was slimed...

 

Don't know what you mean.




Also because this is a recruiting thread:

PSA come to the darkside young ones and new members.... we will fulfill all and very desire and need you have and wish for.

 

Nice selling pitch there, Master. I'm guessing we reserve the Dark Side cookie line for those ones that are really tough to persuade?

 

Still convinced our our best requirement currently is going out an recruiting in other venues.

*issues new recruitment package to all apprentices and Members of the Empire.

Blow darts
Poison
Taser
Rope Duct Tape


Go forth and kidnap... ahem... I mean recruit new blood.

 

Can I get a full refund? This stuff isn't working.

 

*mutters a few choice words in Kaleesh*

 

*CLANG* D'oh! Why, you--*sees it was @Lady Belligerent * ...you...gracious and merciful Dawn Herald...you. Uhh...Happy Mother's Day? *stomps bottle under his talons and then sweeps up the mess; gives dustpan to @PCCViking * Here. Dispose of this.