Discussion Kylo Ren: Misunderstood Humanitarian And Hero

Finally someone gave Rian Johnson an opportunity to create a thread on this forum. Rian, sweetie, you're doing amazing.

 

Have we discovered Rians account?

I have so many questions for you Rian.

Like how does it feel to be the greatest human that ever lived?

 

I LOVE that slide. Like father, like son:

 

Kylo is a saint. We'll have no disparaging remarks about him here.

 

When he called Rey a nobody? That was so sweet! You could really tell how much he cared for Rey with those words. It was like they were meant for each other.

 

I'm not Catholic, but if I recall correctly, one requirement to sainthood was to have performed a miracle of some kind. What was Kylo's miracle? Another thought worth considering is that official sainthood usually isn't granted until it's been determined that any prophecies the person in question have been made have come true or not (false prophets don't make good saints). Kylo did make a prophecy (that Rey would join him), so I'm assuming that we've verified that it came true somehow despite them going separate ways on Crait?

Just saying that if we're going to make this official, we should go the whole nine yards; make sure it means something, you know? We don't want critics trying to strip St. Kylo of his sainthood on a technicality, right?

 

Afraid I don't see the connection there. Maybe something like driving all the grasshoppers out of Starkiller base?

 

He's a complete nerd.

 

^^^St Kylo: patron saint of frustrated space-calligraphers.

 

Kylo is a miracle himself, I don't know what are you talking about, people.

Kylo is making the Character Run in less than 12 parsecs on the screen. From a man-child crybaby in a mask (in a good way, it's not a criticism from me) to mastermind Makiavelli who would have made Palpatine jealous.

He is greater than Anakin. Greater than Darth Vader. Greater than Snoke. Greater than Palpatine.

 

A.) Everyone in movie and TV land does that and B.) Black Widow from the MCU movies does this kind of thing more impressively, IMHO.

(In other words, I think Kylo needs and deserves a better miracle for his sainthood.)

Strictly speaking, one's mere existence isn't a miracle in and of itself (unless surviving Chewie's heavy-duty bowcaster in TFA counts, and even that is something Kylo did, not a byproduct of his life).

 

Miracles happens when you become one with the...helmet.


(Or if you have a really good hairstylist)

 

Solo boys shoot first.

 

Can we keep this thread open forever pls?

 

I think you should open a poll so we could vote on which category Kylo is best at.
Best at being a son
Best at being a lover
Best at being a leader
Best at being an adult

 

Kylo Ren being the best at being super chill.

 

Can we consider him best Newphew if he was the only nephew?

 

Kylo is best at everything. /end of thread

 

Well, I suppose since the best Uncle is the only Uncle.

 

Let’s just leave it at.

Needs improvement, but almost perfect.

 

He is. He really is. Actually the best family in the galaxy.