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  1. Bardan_Jusik

    Bardan_Jusik Former Manager star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    The Blue Moon Cantina XX: Home of the Dancing Ewoks!



    Welcome to the Blue Moon Cantina, Now in our 20th edition!


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    Staff
    @Sinrebirth - Owner - Overseer/Wages (he never pays)
    @darthbernael - Barman - Heavy handed Bouncer
    @Adalia-Durron - the light....to counter the above


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    The Rules –
    1. The first rule of the BMC is: You do not talk about the BMC.
    2. The second rule of the BMC is: You DO NOT talk about the BMC!
    3. No "Shaven" Wookiees or Ewoks allowed, as they cause too much trouble.
    4. Whomever destroys the Cantina shall pay for a new one
    5. To lay a finger on the "Jawa Juicer" is to bring about your own demise.
    6. Never challenge a statement spoken by the maker, or you will be banned from the cantina for three and a half minutes.
    7. DO NOT GO NEAR THE BASEMENT!!!
    8. The owners are in charge of the drinks, no one may distribute beverages without their authorization.
    9. Failure to abide by Rule #5 will result in face being ripped apart by a most unbearable means.
    10. You don't know the power of the dark side, at least, not 'til you've had thirty five reactor cores.
    11. All patrons must pay homage to The Dancing Ewoks - long ago champions still loved.
    12. Arcane Sith Magic prevents all weapons from being used. Keep that lightsaber/blaster/vibroblade in its holster.
    13. Don't slip on the soap. It could cost you more than you know. And bring back a few dead relatives to boot.
    14. Look both ways before crossing the street or you could get run over by a Dutch Invasion.
    15. Never, ever feed what lies in the basement, let alone venture forth into it.
    16. No shirt? No Shoes? .... Well at least you have pants! You do have pants right?
    17. All Ewoks drink for free!
    18. Do not set the bar on fire.
    19. Have fun!
    20. Never go anywhere without a knife.


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  2. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    *slides up to the bar and orders a drink*
     
  3. Master_Rebado

    Master_Rebado Chosen One star 6

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    Niub Niub!!!!!
     
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  4. Adalia-Durron

    Adalia-Durron WNU/Costume/Props/EUC Mod. star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    dances in, and around, and all over as this is now what she does.
     
  5. Warrior_Goddess

    Warrior_Goddess Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Ooohh new thread!! Lady of the meal? I love it.

    *passes out drinks*
     
  6. Master_Rebado

    Master_Rebado Chosen One star 6

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    Plenty of Imperial human steaks available.
     
  7. Adalia-Durron

    Adalia-Durron WNU/Costume/Props/EUC Mod. star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Hey!! Thats my Job as Master of the Drink!!!

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  8. Master_Rebado

    Master_Rebado Chosen One star 6

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  9. Jedi Knight Fett

    Jedi Knight Fett Chosen One star 10

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    Morning and a new thread!
     
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  10. Warrior_Goddess

    Warrior_Goddess Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I like rule #11. I'm available to receive praise and admiration for the next 1000 pages :p
     
  11. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    How about Rule #21: We should get our heads examined? :p

    (inspired from Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs) :p
     
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  12. Bardan_Jusik

    Bardan_Jusik Former Manager star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I just keep playing yub nub on a loop with this big smile on face. :p Wife thinks I'm nuts.
     
  13. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Yub yub commander. :p
     
  14. Adalia-Durron

    Adalia-Durron WNU/Costume/Props/EUC Mod. star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Clearly someone is unable to give the appropriate Adoration here Goddess!?!?!? What happens to those who do not worship the Ewoks!?!?!


    Status Quo?
     
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  15. Jedi Knight Fett

    Jedi Knight Fett Chosen One star 10

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    8 days until my break! Can not wait
     
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  16. Adalia-Durron

    Adalia-Durron WNU/Costume/Props/EUC Mod. star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    If this 'person' does not acknowledge the Dancing Ewoks in their next post, the Moderator may lose her temper!!!
     
  17. Bardan_Jusik

    Bardan_Jusik Former Manager star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Yub nub! [face_dancing]
     
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  18. Warrior_Goddess

    Warrior_Goddess Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Honestly appalling :p Goddess is even in my name guys, all I've asked for the last 12 years is to be treated like the absolute goddess that I am not, and my time has finally come :p:p
     
  19. Adalia-Durron

    Adalia-Durron WNU/Costume/Props/EUC Mod. star 10 Staff Member Manager

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  20. Bardan_Jusik

    Bardan_Jusik Former Manager star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  21. Warrior_Goddess

    Warrior_Goddess Jedi Grand Master star 5

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  22. Adalia-Durron

    Adalia-Durron WNU/Costume/Props/EUC Mod. star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Adoration is under rated...........breathe it in Honey!!
     
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  23. Jedi Knight Fett

    Jedi Knight Fett Chosen One star 10

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    The Dancing Ewoks are pretty great for winning. There you happy?
     
  24. Adalia-Durron

    Adalia-Durron WNU/Costume/Props/EUC Mod. star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Yes, was that so hard? Seriously? :p
     
  25. Bardan_Jusik

    Bardan_Jusik Former Manager star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  26. Corellian_Outrider

    Corellian_Outrider Former FanForce Admin star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    *Enters the new Cantina*
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    Congratulations to the Dancing Ewoks!! Well deserved!!

    A shame we didn't get to face each other on the field but glad we got to cheer for each other in our battles. :) ;)
     
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