JCC The People Vs Cubman987

Ladies, Gentleman, and bitches of the JCC, all of you members of the jury in the case against your peer, @cubman987

I have a sad tale to tell; at times you make think I embellish or exaggerate, but I do not. For this ugly business requires neither; the truth is so much uglier than any false outrage or falsehood I could concoct.

the scene; Darth punk and I were were having our jollies, a board holiday away from the JCC, perhaps secretly hoping to adopt a child from the PT board and bring them into the JCC fold.

Things were promising; I outright insulted the PT and no blow back. A grand time was had, and then I was recalled; and the pleasant affair turned into a ghastly one.

I enter into evidence Exhibit A:

the word that so offended? “Bitches”. Yes, that’s right, “bitches”.

the troubling part of the post wasn’t that I may stalk someone, break into their house, and then hover over them as they sleep, no. It’s the word “bitches”.

and? Cubby himself liked the post.

There is clearly no doubt Cubby is guilty in this matter; he is morally corrupt and unfit to moderate.

I think there are three fitting punishments, depending on how great that guilt is;

1. Cubby be immediately stripped of all moderating power, as he has shown himself unable to wield such responsibly, and further, should be removed from these boards forthwith, and sentenced to only post on reddit from this day forward.

2. he should receive a spanking, which I will administer with grim determination.

3. oh, cubby’s alright! Give him a slap on the wrist and send him to rescue pandas in Australia!

Someone may of course stand in Cubby’s defence;;;

 

Cubby is the best. Viva la Cubby!

 

You’re off the jury

#corruptionfreewattos2020

 

He should be honored with a permanent posting as Host of all Survival Battles, forthwith.

 

Who knew voting on cats would send the forum in such a frenzy...

 

We're voting on cat gifs. It's completely different.

 

Oh, is that all? I thought he must have done something really egregious like go to a Coldplay concert.

 

I object, there is no proof.

This is incredible.
We recommend a commission be sent to the board to ascertain the truth.

 

Yay, more focus groups.

 

I'm just interested in a commission for the food.

 

I was in a focus group once. We focused so hard our souls all died.

Let's do it again!

 

Oh, we're a focus group? In that case I demand this film have a happy ending even if it clashes with the plot and themes of the rest of the movie.

 

I say the disallowed word list needs an update to reflect modern times.

 

... qu'es aquo?

 

No idea. Some sportsball thing.

 

waitaminnit , what's this got to do with cats?

 

Sup, bitches?

 

I believe the TOS says we can say we're bitching about something, but not that we're bitches. Which is weird because bitching about something makes you a bitch.

I guess we'll all have to resort to being be-atches.

 

There was a time we couldn't even use WTF

 

Are we allowed to fap?