JCC The Passive-Aggressive Vaguebooking Thread

This thread is about that. Don't even pretend you don't know what I'm talking about.

Well, guess what, it happened again. Surprise, surprise. The glue. The mood lighting. The dozens of trained penguins all voguing to Prince. Some people cannot be trusted with the keys to a Camaro. And why? There's a Supreme Court decision pending on that one. All it would have taken was a simple lump of uranium glass and a "Hello" to the Weimaraner. But you knew better, didn't you? You and the Printer's Devil Union. From now on, you can get your aspic mold cheat codes from the Russians, like everybody else. Recidivist.

 

You are really going to sit here and try to keep this up. Now? After everything?

 

Alright, I won't pretend I don't know what you're talking about...

 

"Surprise, surprise"?? Are you kidding me? Everybody could have seen it coming a mile away, and let's not pretend it's gonna stop there.

 

Just message me and I'll explain.

 

Why do I even bother?

 

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[out of context song lyric by indie artist]

 

When it hits the fan, and you know it's going to hit it (the fan), then don't say I didn't warn you, because I did in fact warn you. This is just the part where I proactively notify you of the prior warning, in effect retroactively. Again: me doing the warning, that's the salient part.

 

*checks in at a bus stop with a semi-clever named I created for it*