JCC Senate [I Want to Believe] UFOs/UAPs/probably not aliens

I believe in OAPs.

 

Check out this guy's hand. He claimed a grey alien zapped him with an electrical pulse and he temporarily became a "crispy critter." A green beret then saved his life. If you watch the lecture for this video on You Tube, it might scare you straight. He claimed in the lecture that the Greys emit a smell that is too noxious for human beings to tolerate. He died shortly after this video was shot in 1995 under suspicious circumstances. A recent episode of Ancient Aliens had a section on him. There is no way to prove anything he said. However, in watching the video, I was amazed at how much speculative info he connected. He gave one of the most fascinating eye-witness accounts I have seen.

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Giorgio Tsoukalos deserves this. I watch Ancient Aliens, which he hosts. He jumps in and puts his spin on the commentary. Generally, his explanation for unexplained phenomena is that aliens are behind it. The problem with him is that people can use him to discredit the numerous fascinating eye-witness accounts that are presented on the show.

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Pentagon formally releases video footage of UFOs

Trump: quick, we’ve got to distract!

DoD: Uh, we’ve got some old UFO footage everyone’s already seen, Sir

Trump: perfect! *slurps Coke*

 

WHAT ARE THEY HIDING

 

The history channel has all sorts of documentaries that contain eyewitness accounts of different phenomena. If it's on the History channel, it could actually be history.

 

They are preparing us for the next 2020 event, the Alien Invasion...

 

Ouch, my hand was just zapped

 

Damn it, now I have to go back to my home planet

 

Anything interesting?

 

They hunted an alleged alien named Gordon Shumway mid of the 80ies. They consider him gone now.

 

This sounds fake. Ha I am so bad with movie references

 

That's a standard symbol on avionics displays, has been for years. I forget the official name for the symbol because most aircrew just call it the TIE fighter.

 

Apparently they have to release all the information they have on Unidentified Flying Objects. But while that headline may grab your attention at first, it won't amount to much, since those flying objects are still unidentified. And that will be the extent of anything we might learn.

What we really want to know about are the identified flying objects that had previously been unidentified.

 

So is it true that buried in some of the Covid relief bill that they have to disclose UFO stuff within 180 days or something.

I've always loved UFO conspiracy mythology.

 

I've been seeing that come up in various places. I haven't really looked into it too much. I figure if anything of substance does come out of it, then it won't be hard to miss. But for now it just kind of seems like an attention grabbing headline that won't amount to much.

 

Because it is fake! Gordon Shumway (aka "ALF") was the alien star of the 80s sitcom ALF.
Also check out Alf: The Animated Series, ALF Tales, ALF series from Marvel Comics, and ALF's Hit Talk Show.

Spoiler

 

Beings from another dimension. Been a beliver for 30 some years and the best UFO books I've read have been: The Mothman Prophecies by Jphn Keel and anything by Jaques Vallee, especially Passport to Magonia and Dimsions.

 

You forgot ALF the trading cards.

 

In this thread, you can only state your belief in the conglomerate expression UFOs/UAPs/probably not aliens.

I knew I was forgetting some extra bit of media. I remembered the ALF talk show at least.

 

And the pogs. Remember Alf? He's back in pog form.