Amph The Multi-Fiction Draft

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Haruko Haruhara (FLCL)

@heels1785

 

You might say I left myself open for that one.

 

@LloydChristmas about to blow up everyone’s PM box getting every pick this round

 

So you're going to go ahead and allow Dwayne Johnson and Bautista and Hulkster etc?

 

UFC is a sport?

 

Then I must of course draft my wife.


@LloydChristmas

 

lmao literally what I was gonna choose for my second category thank you @heels1785



Kazaam (Kazaam)

@mnjedi

 

Just hand the game to Heelsy.

 

Jordan's top 5 picks of the draft so far:

5th place - Scooby Doo

Ruh roh! His detective skills may even rival the Dark Knight himself. Please have Scooby snacks handy if you give him prep.



4th place - Walter White

You're god damn right. He's unpredictable, he's intelligent, and he is the danger. Walt will come in especially handy in team battles as he can fuel his squad on blue meth. 24 hours prep time is enough to cook up a solid batch. Can you imagine Sara Connor, Jake the Dog, Scooby Doo and a drunk Superman loaded on meth? I would surrender.



3rd place - Nicholas Cage as Ghost Rider

Ghost Rider himself is badass and all, but having Nicholas Cage in control of the beast? Hell yes.
(The draft needs more Nicholas Cage please.)



2nd place - Jake the Dog

If this was a list of characters that will be the most fun to argue, then he'd win hands down. I mean he can turn his body into literally anything and use it as a weapon or just for a laugh. It's a creative pick. Love it.



1st place - Borat Sagdiyev

Borat holds out the winners trophy to the rest of the draft and announces "You will never get this, you will never get this, lalalalala!"

What else can I possibly say? It's amazing. How will he fight the likes of Batman and Ghost Rider? Pretend they're gypsies and hunt them down? Make a big putt and scare them off with the smell? Challenge them to a naked wrestling match? I have no idea, but I'm excited to find out.

 

okay, i have my revised pick for the last round. and the pick is...

tina belcher.

 

I’m going to just take the obvious pick here.

Space Jam Michael Jordan, played by Michael Jordan.

@tom

 

i will take shaq as john henry irons aka steel.

talk to me lloyd.

i think @Diggy is next?

 

Cpl Luis Fernandez from Escape to Victory, played by Pele.



And I believe I am also starting the next category.

All media formats allowed, and I have a terrible memory.


Characters with weird heads.

Chairface Chippendale, The Tick.



Back to you, @tom

 

Why are you the way that you are?

 

is this really the order?

 

You don't like Pele, or do you object to Nazis being defeated?

 

Yes, I believe so.

 

I'll get a full update of the list I'm a little bit here.

 

ah just making sure, i missed that post. doesn't seem right that both times i get the 2nd pick i have to follow you.

i will pick soon. running around at the moment.

 

I thought it strange, but assumed it was standard draft rules.

 

after thinking about it too much going back to my first instinct.

mayor mccheese

@mnjedi

 

Bill Cypher (Gravity Falls)


You are up @LloydChristmas