Amph The Multi-Fiction Draft

Just judge. The worst he can do is ignore you.

 

you are hereby given official unofficial guest judging rights to render officially unofficial judgments

 

Works for me. @DarthIntegral -- tie break, please. Go.

 

Bombaata vs. Perry the Platypus TRUMPED with Aegis
The bigger they are, the harder they fall. He's the platypus version of Batman; super skilled, super smart, with a bunch of gadgets. Probably doesn't even need the extra help from Aegis.

Kara "Starbuck" Thrace vs. Drax TRUMPED with Puss in Boots
As silly as the cute kitty face argument may seem, mnjedi has a point. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I've literally never seen any of Puss' opponents ignore the face. If trained knights and guards fall for it, why would Kara be any different? Heck, even Shrek fell for it. Then there's the fact that both Puss and Drax are master swordsman.
If Drax has managed the art of invisibility, then it's an absolute stomp, but as far as I'm aware he hasn't, so that's something to keep in mind for next time.

Magnum PI (PREPARED) vs. Lando Clarissian
A charming mustache vs. a prepared charming mustache. Pretty straight forward to me.

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Batman WITH PREP CONSULTATION FROM Sherlock Holmes vs. Cara Dune
I mean come on, it's Batman. Cara has no chance. However, I don't know what the prep consultation will add? Bruce and Sherlock are both pretty up themselves and would probably start an argument on who has the better plan. So that prep time is wasted. But it doesn't make a difference in the end.

Maui vs. Mac and Charlie WITH PREP CONSULTATION FROM Harry Dresden
What can I say except Maui wins.

Aang vs. Rolan of Gilead
She's right, Rolan has already fought and beaten someone with similar powers to Aang. In fact, Walter is probably even better than B-movie Aang. Rolan will line up some ridiculous shot that Floyd Lawton couldn't even pull off, and take Aang down, stopping him from ever getting a sequel.

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Selene vs. Scooby-Doo and Bill Nye
Scooby-Doo, the greatest animal detective and monster hunter in history... against a vampire? With the genius that is Bill Nye? I can see why Lloyd's argument wasn't challenged.

Yi vs. Drunk Superman
Drunk = angry and unpredictable. Angry and unpredictable Superman = God tier superhero level.

James Bond WITH PREP CONSULTATION FROM Alpha One vs. Kazaam
I would've really liked to see an argument made for James Bond. I just don't see how the world's best spy will stop an all-powerful genie. However I do know that it wouldn't be from a rap battle.

@cubman987 @DarthIntegral @dp4m

 

Evergreen post

 

I don't know. I just figured with prep consultation, a Bond would tell him how terrible he is as a movie and a character and Shaq would be character and cry, forfeiting the match

 

Reason will prevail!

 

... have you met us?

 

To be FAIR Inty listed him as "Alpha One" not Alpha 5 which is what triggered the Google search. More fuel to your rivalry.

Like the entire plot of the movie is him escaping the boombox to become a free "djinn" which he does at the film's climax.

I suggest you go watch Kazaam to refresh yourself and also as punishment.

 

HA! You underestimate the ear worm ability that Maui's catchy tunes carry. I dare you not to get "You're Welcome" stuck in your head. What songs do Mac and Charlie have that can last as long?

I guarantee by the end of the match, both Mac and Charlie would be singing You're Welcome and be unable to get it out of their heads.

 

You're welcome.

 

What song does Charlie have? You're telling me you haven't spent days on end singing "Dayman! AhAHahhhhh!"?

 

Keep in mind, I have toddlers. So, think about the argument you make being “the song really gets stuck in your head” and if that helps your cause

 

You're Welcome is a song for children. We're all adults here. Basically.

 

It does if it drives the opponent, in this case Mac and Charlie, insane. If they can't focus because that song is stuck in their head, then I consider that a victory for Maui.

 

I think you are very confused about which party has the ability to drive the other insane.

 

Not at all. I'm well aware of Mac and Charlie's abilities. But this became a sing off remember? And Maui's songs are far more ear worming and infectious than anything those two have come up with.

 

Maui's song. Singular. Charlie has written an entire musical, as well as a song for the pub, among other things.

A sing-off doesn't mean who has the biggest earworm. It's about a performance. The gang has an entire catalogue, written and performed by Charlie. They even have an entire musical episode separate from all of that (as well as reality).

 

That's great. Maui's song is still the more memorable (and better). Charlie needed an entire musical. Maui only needed the one song.

 

Well. You're just wrong. Better than this?

Spoiler: Language

I think not.