OOC Rough Patron's Flat (OOC Thread for The Game of Jam)

Love the whip song. Played it when my bosses were being jerks... hehehehe.

And... THe MAGIKS!!!
AHHHHHHHH

 

Elu...

The Jam will have his vengeance.

*shakes head*

The people tune in to see what Jam has to say! No one came to see you, Galbatorix!

 

*laughs*

The gauntlet has been thrown down! Let it be known! At some point, Jam and Galbatorix will have their match!

No idea when, but hey, we can look forward to it. Behold, the orc has been giveth a new ambition!

@Shadowsun I see Patriarch is indeed very happy.

Excellently written you two. You and @The Jedi in the Pumas.

Edit: That post gave me shivers, @Ktala.

Edit 2: Somebody didn’t read the Wisdom Portion of the last update. *shameless hint* @Sinrebirth

 

Oh no its @TheAdmiral !

What Patriarch? Never heard of him...don't know what you are talking about....

 

Indeed.

Let us all give a warm welcome to the man behind the calm before the storm that may or may not be an apokolips...now.

@TheAdmiral!!

 

His best buddy Ulthwe sent me to find him... He is worried!

Also thank you for the warm welcome!

 

The Patriarch will be very sad to remember he exists...once he regains his memories or perhaps happy to know he is not real...

 

He says their boss is looking for you. Also a certain lady at court wants a word...

 

Shoot! He came to Genesis Gate to escape her! Oh no!

 

I just want this to be clear.

I do not support @TheAdmiral joining the game. I thought we were united in punishing him for launching too many good games.

I request that his role in the game be as Jam’s personal lunchbox carrier to go along with Wapoe as Jam’s shoe shine boy.

 

Aren't you a co-GM with him...? Maybe the Jam should shine The Patriarch's armor....

 

Yeah, he enabled me!

 

Maybe the reason Patriarch wears armor is to cover his disgusting physique and face.

I know it’s hard, Shadowsun. You’ve never made a character as beautiful, strong, iconic, and dominant as the JAM.

But it is okay...

For if Lil patriarch wants his battle with the orc that’s cooler than the other side of the pillow...

Cleaner than your daddy’s church suit...

Prettier than your high school crush...

More intimidating than Blu’s student loan debt...

Well come on down, face to face in the thread where you can go

ONE

ON

ONE

WITH THE GREAT ONE!!!

 

Ah yes the boldest and brashness of the Jam...thank goodness he has been silenced....The Patriarch and I were getting quite tired of his yapping and unending interruptions.

The Patriarch's powers are beyond the Jam's tiny intellect. We'll sadly have to wait till The Patriarch's powers come back, he is no fool, The Jam would win in non-magical combat.

Oh but just wait...

I'll be sure the Jam is the first to bask in the full glory of The Father of the Holy Order. I would say The Jam would realize he is no match for The Patriarch at that point but I'm not sure Jam can comprehend true power.

The Patriarch will accept your 'challenge' oh most Jammy one...but sadly we will have to wait....knowing Jam he'll call this move 'cowardly' or 'weak'. But tell me would the Jam fight with his head, arms, and legs cut of? I think not.

Stop! I'm in college its too real for me!

 

I think Genesis Gate just turned into a WWE Grudge Match when I wasn't looking.

 

Valynor gets popcorn for everyone! Buys the entire front row for himself and his fellow 'evaluees'! This is gonna be gooooood! LOL!

 

I can’t wait until Jam gives Galbatorix the beating of a lifetime.

*broods*

 

Patriarch looks like he's going for the Holy Flying Elbow from the top rope, but what's this...It's Arthur, It's Arthur MacDonald with a chair...He's smacked Patriarch in the back....Oh My Gawd...

 

Smashed to the ground, he slowly moves the air currents around him to bring himself up. His left lung punctured by his rib cage he focuses on the damage, commanding it to repair and heal itself. He dusts himself off slightly before....YAM! Zaps Arthur with a lighting infused uppercut.

Magic is allowed right? Right?

 

It’s sure rowdy in here this morning.

 

If I can have the Patriarch then right now....

Any excuse to play more of him...