JCC [It's Always Smokey in California] I have a crush on a waitress.

I got some takeout and she complimented my Medicare for All bumper sticker. I'm so starved for face-to-face interaction with women that I immediately proposed to her.

 

She'd be a lucky gal.

 

It is for me!

 

That’s going to be such a meet-cute cliche in future historical romances.

She was waitress, struggling to make ends meet in a crashing economy. He was a lonely advocate of the public option in healthcare reform. Never in her wildest dreams did she imagine he would set her world on fire, by using pyrotechnics at a gender reveal party in California, in September, during the Great Climate Change Drought...
— “That Dry, Dry Summer of Love”
by Ben Shapiro XV

 

she's at work leave her alone

 

Ask her how she feels about Billy Naehs.

 

Who?

 

Ok but what did you order??

 

I had to see if this was real. It is.


The synopsis: A young congresswoman falls in love with a daring masked protestor in Seattle, Washington. After encountering him at a non-violent burning down of a federal building she can't tell what is hotter, the fire or her feelings developing for him.

To be fair, its easy to jump on anything and make a trendy romance book out if it. But this is almost too good to be true. I almost want to buy it.

Seriously, almost. Its seems that ridiculous to read.

Pride & Prejeduce & Zombies, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters, My Antifa Lover.





But whats next in this weird romance novella?
1. The Confederate and the Hippie: an unlikely friendship forms when a left wing new age college girl has to take an internship with a neoconfederate for a science class. And its not just beakers heated at 350 degrees Fahrenheit that starts to boil over.

2. Handcuffs and Donuts: An unlikely romance blooms between a police protester and a policeman that she's protesting against

 

Damn it, Vivec, I've been saving that exact same image for just the right moment! I admit I have no idea what "the right moment" might be for "My Antifa Lover: A Riot of the Heart," but it's out there somewhere. Waiting. And now I've been ninja'ed. >:0

@AutumnLight91 -- Go to Amazon and do a search on "Chuck Tingle." You'll have taken your first step into a larger world.

 

Congrats!!

 

i cant make it sorry. honeymoon here tho. it wont be weird that i join you.

 

I have always wanted to see the fjords of my ancestral homeland.

 

First thing I thought of when I saw the title. Given that that thread was posted eighteen years ago, maybe this one is its offspring.

 

If that thread is 18 years old, it better be voting for Biden.

 

Will you take her to the Cheesecake Factory and tell her of the waters of your homeworld?