Fanclub **The True Sith Empire** Lords of the First Sith Order- We deal in absolutes.

49.5

 

Oooh! Half point to go!


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Hekate,
I don't have time for dancin'
That's just gonna have to wait a while
Ain't got time for messin' around
Though it's often my style
The sith temple can slow you down
People takin' the easy way
But I know exactly where I am going
Gettin closer 'n closer every day
And I am almost there
I'm almost there
People down here think I'm crazy
But I don't care
Trials and tribulations
I've had my share
There ain't nothin' gonna stop me now
'Cause I'ma almost there

I remember Serapis told me
The bogan can accrue
but you gotta make it happen
It all depends on you
So I work real hard each and every day
Now things for sure are going my way
Just doing what I do
Look out Boys I'm coming through
And I'm almost there
I'm almost there
People gonna come here from everywhere
And I'm almost there
I'm almost there
There's been trials and tribulations
You know I've had my share
But I've climbed a mountain
I've crossed a river
And I'm almost there
I'm almost there

 

@darthhelinith
Alright, an easy one to get you there. You've likely seen the "D&D Alignment Chart," I'm sure. If not, here's one for teachers, what they'd do on the last day of the school year.

What's your personal alignment? Your characters? Explain, if you'd like.

 

^ My school goes year round, so I can't answer that.

 

Aww yiss, I love d&d alignments. My own alignment changes depending on how hungry or tired I am, but most of the time I am true neutral as a teacher

Helinith is either chaotic neutral or neural evil. She has little to no moral code, does most things in the moment and generally chooses what suits her best (usually whatever is the least work). The only certainty about her is if you do something to hurt her or her friends is she'll come for you. She won't raze a planet to the ground for no reason though, that's too much like hard work, plus there might be some good alcohol planetside.

Vhardia is lawful good, borderline neutral good. She tries to follow the Jedi tenants as best she can, though she has not fully mastered her emotional state and this, along with her low sense of self-worth can sometimes cause her to be manipulated.

Roo-ryn is true neutral. A albino twi'lek megastar owned by a hutt cartel, she is recognised on most planets that have holonet. Her latest single 'Captured by your Love' caused a huge backlash amongst abolitionists because of the holo video and album art which critics argued 'glamorised slavery'. However, the lack of agency she has over her own life causes her to be neither good nor bad at the moment.

As for Irryn, I think she's neutral good or chaotic good but I'm still getting to know her so I'm not 100% sure at the moment.

Bonus round- D&D
Princess Leia (a pun on 'Prince-Slayer'), an assassin rogue stuck in Greyhawk, is Chaotic evil. She has threatened to kill a guy after he called her 'darling' and will kill anything for the right coin. She stole 1000 platinum for herself from a horde of 9000 without anyone knowing and refused to share it after the rest of the party were talked into donating the other 8000 for temple repairs in the middle of the desert. She did, however, leave 10 platinum on each person's pillow the night after. She likes shiny things and is arrogant about her trap-checking and sneaking skills.

Edits: clarity etc

 

* Serapis turns and bows to the Triumvirs *
@Lady Belligerent, @Darth_wanderguard, @Sinrebirth
I present my apprentice Helinith, future Queen Mother of Hapes, for her final trial.

* Backs away while bowing leaving @darthhelinith in front *

 

Yay!




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Congrats @darthhelinith
"This is where the fun begins."

 

...I mean, who can say they are ever truly ready for anything?

 

"I am ready!"
bangs head on mud hut ceiling


You'll do great!

 

Careful. @Darth_wanderguard will start in on you with Kralkus!

 

"I am not afraid."

Yeah yeah, I know, "You will be. You. Will. Be."

 

Don’t fall asleep. Don’t. Fall. Asleeeep.

I’ve always said I wanted some kind of Darth Haretisch song and dance number, a la Dark Lord Funk.

Seagulls (Stop it Now) isn’t that, but it’s the closest we’ll probably see to a *Kralkus* equivalent.

 

Travel to Yavin 8, and ask the Elders of the underground lakes for their legends of witches.

Perhaps the Mon Calamari or Quarren have heard whispers of a cave lurker who casts spells.

Insert your breathing devices and let's get wet and wild, you poor unfortunate souls! Give it up for Ursula! The tentacled, the big-boobied, the beautiful. She could teach a dark side spell... or twenty. How about a training course in watery witchcraft? Sign right here!

Comparable to a Sith, she exercised patience and diabolical cunning in the shadows. She played the game of thrones and (temporarily) overthrew King Triton.

Princess Ariel fell in love with a human man, and became disillusioned with life under the sea. Our villainess snatched the opportunity and made Ariel an offer the little lady couldn't refuse.

Ursula adapted to change and altered her plans accordingly. Such as when she took the shape of Vanessa and hypnotized Prince Eric.

And ya know, I'd like for my master to have a sense of humor.



@QueenSabe7 We musn't lurk in doorways...

 

*directs construction crew. Hard hat workers carry lumber and other materials into the temple. Also there’s a crane*

Everyone please clear the way for renovations. I’m turning the entire western half of the temple into a Galactic Empire themed bar & grill. The servers are going to be in Stormtrooper armor. A few of the signature menu items will be the fried Ewok Nuggets, the Palpatine Poppers (Force Lightning-grilled cheese stuffed jalapeños), and a mixed shot of whisky and bright green liqueur which we’re going to call an Alderaan Blast.

 

The name of this establishment?

Edit: And do I get a discount at the bar?

A motion for a whiskey-specific menu!

 

Thick fog is rolling in...



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