Saga Plausible but completely unconfirmed headcanons

Thread for sharing headcanons that may be somewhat baseless or even outlandish, but aren't technically contradicted by current canon. Can be, but doesn't necessarily have to be, crazy. For instance, I believe the e in Tarre Vizsla is only silent in Basic, since Mando'a does not have silent letters, meaning in his native tongue, his name is pronounced "TAR-ray."

 

i still and always will love and kinda believe Sidious created Anakin

 

It would make that AOTC romance a lot more plausible

Little Grogu is in the perfect situation to die by Kylo Ren's blade when he turns on Luke

 

I like to imagine that one day Palpatine said to twelve year-old Anakin, "Oh, Anakin, did you know that your friend Amidala is a senator now? She was just here in my office, actually, about five minutes ago," and then for like six years just casually mentioning Padme and what a shame it was he missed her yet again

 

When Ben saved Rey, he unwittingly influenced the midi-chlorians to create life in her womb

 

Mando spent a lot of time in front of the mirror, trimming his mustache, and regretting the fact that no-one else would ever get the chance to see it.

 

That was a popular one back when TROS first came out for some reason. People really wanted Ben to put babies in Rey... by any means necessary...

 

Well, I know a few women who would like Adam Driver to put babies in them, so I can understand this one......

 

That Soboba basically became like the Mike Tyson of our world after winning every race he was on top of the pod racing world but as soon as he lost his first match to Anakin he started to lose it. He would eventually become addicted to drugs and end up as a washed up old nothing only to eventually try pod racing again years later in some big event

 

With the face like that... poor children.

 

This was Ben Kenobi's old flame

 

Padme pays for Shmi's freedom before she marries Cliegg Lars.

 

I feel like a surprise virgin birth isn't what they have in mind.

 

Oh boy. That's so stupid but you can definitely sort of see it

 

Nothing like establishing that the Skywalker name is no longer a bloodline and then still having the last living blood Skywalker impregnate the heroine without her knowledge (and therefore consent) in order to leave a backdoor open for a fourth trilogy!

 

The will of the Force is why the Ewoks were able to hold their own against a far more advanced, highly trained legion of the Empire's soldiers.

 

No, seriously— how the heck were those tiny arrows supposed to pierce plastoid armor? [looks up a YouTube video of a guy shooting an arrow through a plastic table] Oh, never mind, I guess.

 

I guess everyone's favorite headcanon is that some of the fires we see during the end celebration of ROTJ represent stormtroopers being cooked, and that the Ewoks ate plenty of stormtrooper meat that evening.

Or is that confirmed by now?

 

The wind tunnel drop and slide on Cloud City were actually part of a popular theme park ride. An Ugnaught told Luke about it when he landed, and that's why he wanted to try it out.

 

It’s confirmed that the Ewoks were going to do that, but the rebels talked them out of that by giving them their rations for the feast instead.

 

Darth Maul has to have an catheter and artificial bladder due to the fact he has no male genitalia or lower half at all which also leads to some extra frustration and anger in his mind

 

After serving in the galactic senate, JarJar ended up being a poor street performer on Naboo.

 

When Luke is talking to Darth Vader at the end of ROTJ you can hear Blaster shots in the background. Because there are no Rebels on the ship, there is a high probability that stormtroopers are killing each other for spots on escape pods.

 

This straight out of the Aftermath novels, this is already canon