JCC Amph Census Spider-Man versus Batman - who's better?

Spider-Man versus Batman - who's better?

Result of the top two of this thread: https://boards.theforce.net/threads/favorite-superhero.50053928/

 

“Other” got two more votes than Spider-man; how do you know they weren’t all thinking of Squirrel Girl?

edit: three more votes now

 

Batman, but specifically Adam West

 

can't this be resolved more effectively by having actions figures fight it out in your bedroom Ghost?

 

Batman wins in a box office fight but Spider-Man has the edge in merchandise, so it’s impossible to say which is better.

 

With or without preparation time?

 

Is it a cake baking contest? Spiderman.

 

Nah, with preparation, Batman.

 

I think it's more interesting to consider those contests Batman could still win between the two of them even without preparation, such as being a giant goddamn weeb.

Spoiler

Hino Rei is Sailor Mars from Sailor Moon.

 

In a straight out fight, Spider-Man. He's got super strength and agility and can sense any sneak attacks Batman tries to do.

But Batman has a habit of winning because he's Batman, so he probably would find a way.

It's something I'd like to see the Superpower Beat Down crew on YouTube do.

They've done Spider-Man Vs Maul, Batman Beyond Vs Spider-Man 2099, Batman Vs Wolverine, Batman Vs Deadpool & Batman Vs Darth Vader.

 

Other

 

Now, now Punk, Batman recently became a mere millionaire, after being a billionaire.

 

Spider-Man is my second favorite hero after Superman. Batman is third. So Spidey it is.

 

Is Spider-Man allowed to use any of the mechas he has piloted?

 

I was not seeing this as a "they are fighting each other" situation. Just which one we like more.

But if they're fighting, surely Spidey's quips would annoy the **** out of Bats. Which would be fun to see.

 

Batman vs Spider-man the Snyder cut

 

Ah Batman, the Conservative fantasy hero


(language warning)

 

Batman is a little boy's fantasy. No parents, an old person who does whatever he wants, an authority figure who's given him permission to do whatever he wants, enough money to buy anything he can think of, a mansion that looks like a haunted house from Scooby-Doo, toys that would make James Bond salivate himself into dehydration, a secret "No Girls Allowed" clubhouse where he hangs out with his best friend who is a literal child, he's the most bestest at science, and detective work, and kung fu, and people take him seriously because he's very serious so people take him seriously because he's very serious so people---

Spider-Man is a teenage boy's mirror. "Why does my body look different this morning? Was I always this tall? What's all this white stuff coming out of me? Why is everyone mad at me all the time? Why is my boss yelling at me? Why don't I have any friends? Why does that dumb jock pick on me all the time? Will girls think it's cool if I get really into photography? Can I afford to go to college? Can my single parent afford their medication?"

Naturally, I voted for Batman, because I have the emotional maturity of an 8-year-old. Batmobile go vrrrrrmmmmm

 

He stopped being a teenage boy's mirror around 50 years ago.