JCC Are you in North or South Korea?

I've technically been inside North Korea.

 

Really? The only place I've been that could remotely compare is the Golan Heights.

 

I visited the DMZ about 10 years ago, and on the tour there's this building meant for political meetings that literally straddles the border separating NK and SK so that each side can be in their respective territories while meetings happened. And we were allowed to walk around in that room for about 15-20 minutes. I knew it was a rare opportunity, so I spent the whole time on the North Korea side. And now I can say I've been to North Korea.

 

I have never been anywhere remotely comparable

 

So you claim.

 

I don't see why our great national father Kim Jong-un would misrepresent that information. Our top-notch border security and firm commitment to Juche ideals give us the discipline necessary to stop viral incursions from entering our Elysian land, unlike those of you toiling in festering decay under the oppressive yolk of the Southern rebels.

 

I don't.

 

Northern Hemisphere-centric propaganda.

 

Well that's your loss!

 

You're in South Korea. Enjoy your BTS.

 

Oops, I have to change my vote. I checked the map, North Korea is south to me.