JCC Who here is most likely to be a serial killer?

Approximately 1% of the population are psychopaths. Since it’s well-known that psychopaths are like little unhatched serial killers, that means there is most likely a potential serial killer among the regulars of the JCC. This is an entirely scientific, logical reasoning, btw.

I think it’s Leona. The cute squirrels are an inviting, cuddly front. Heck, the squirrels are probably in on it with her

 

It’s obviously Wocky. That’s why he wants to know if anyone found out.

 

Oh, damn! Plus he’s notoriously cagey about personal details. This is really coming together

 

Are you just looking for an excuse for your dad to kill more squirrels?

 

Hmm, deflection—one of the serial killer’s most effective tools... what are you hiding, Jazib

 

Pretty sure the serial killer thread revealed the most likely serial killer was slowpokeking.

 

Do you mean most likely to become or who already is?

 

BOTH. Might as well cover all our bases, we can’t be too careful

 

Uh, he was going to avenge the murder of a woman he didn’t know in the slightest using a little lethal force (as a treat), I think you’ll find this rationale is very healthy, actually.

 

No, I think Dexter usually started with Dee-Dee sneaking into the laboratory.

 

This is highly suspect. Why are you trying to discredit the opening premise?

 

Just thinking about it makes me sick. Sick enough to commit serial murder? I dunno, depends on how long I think on it.

 

You're much more likely to be killed by a non serial killer. The bigger risk to you is that one person who really wants you, specifically, dead and not someone with an obsessive/compulsive need to kill. The key to successful death avoidance is to point your fear in the most productive direction. But please keep in mind that death avoidance as a strategy can only work for so long.

 

How about if someone here was murdered recently and their killer is impersonating them

 

Probably a mod. Then they can investigate themselves and find no wrongdoing. All the while modding like nothing is the matter.

 

Coruscant, easily.

 

So you don’t want us to worry about serial killers, huh? Sounds like something a serial killer would say.

 

Great googly moogly, the problem is even worse than I thought—is there no one on the JCC who isn’t a would-be killer!!!

I like your thinking!

It has to be heels, then

 

Look at the nicest posters. They're always the nicest.

 

Phew, I'm not a suspect.

 

It’s terribly odd that you went to the trouble of clearing your name in advance