Then this thread has served its purpose! The purpose of every parody thread is to confuse someone into thinking they were posting in the original. A thread life that impacted the JCC.
It hasn't impacted my wife in any meaningful way. She never reads the Boards. Oops sorry wrong thread. Also, I don't have a wife.
I try not to be stabby when I’m feeling crabby, while posting on the knife’s edge that is the JCC. And yes this little rap needs a slap, or perhaps a poke from my wooden katana that cuts bananas... Hey, you asked....
In absolutely no way. What, you thought I would trust any non-French people with anything that might be loosely food related?