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JCC Marrying a French farm girl

Discussion in 'Community' started by El Manchego, Apr 8, 2021.

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  1. El Manchego

    El Manchego Jedi Youngling star 1

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    How feasible is this? It's a good or bad idea?


    I want to marry a beautiful Catholic innocent farm girl from France with no social media willing to have plenty of children. There are lots of unspoiled rural places in France and I've been in a few but I never dated there so I'm asking you for some advice.


    I'm not a troll and this is serious. So be polite and thank you.
     
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  2. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Is she rich?
    Is she beautiful?
    Does she have huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge... tracts of land?
     
  3. El Manchego

    El Manchego Jedi Youngling star 1

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    No, yes and no.
     
  4. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Does she sing about the villagers?
     
  5. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I'd say the hardest part of your plan would be overcoming the snake fight portion of the wedding. Of course, this comes after the pit of scorpions traditionally involved in the French rural courtship process, so maybe by then it's not such a big deal.
     
  6. Adam of Nuchtern

    Adam of Nuchtern Force Ghost star 6

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  7. El Manchego

    El Manchego Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Idk lol, I've to meet her.
     
  8. El Manchego

    El Manchego Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Ahh not scary.
     
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  9. Rylo Ken

    Rylo Ken Force Ghost star 7

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    First you need to buy a farm in an unspoiled rural part of France. Then you must run your farm efficiently so that it becomes a thriving business. After 6 or 7 years when you've made your farm the envy of this unspoiled rural part of France, any local beautiful Catholic innocent farm girl without social media will recognize your value as a husband and will want to become a lifelong partner in your successful farming venture. She will want to have many children with you so that they can help with farm labor, undistracted by social media.
     
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  10. El Manchego

    El Manchego Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Good advice, thanks!
     
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  11. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Heh, a typical response. But I know your type based on it - the type that chickens out just crossing the bridge of death to get to the pit of scorpions in the first place.
     
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  12. Darth_Duck

    Darth_Duck Chosen One star 5

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    You speak French, right?
     
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  13. El Manchego

    El Manchego Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I've lived there so I'm not worried about anything.
     
  14. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Why no social mèdia?
     
  15. El Manchego

    El Manchego Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Yes!
     
  16. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Obviously you didn't live there long, or you'd know to be worried. We will have roses and a particularly smelly brie sent to your grave, as is the style.
     
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  17. El Manchego

    El Manchego Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Because that corrupts people and especially girls.
     
  18. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Girls? Are you a pedo?
     
  19. El Manchego

    El Manchego Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Years. I love it!
     
  20. El Manchego

    El Manchego Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Wtf lol???
     
  21. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    You won't love it when you're six feet under, having fallen victim to the traps leading to the ascent of Mount Despair.
     
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  22. Rylo Ken

    Rylo Ken Force Ghost star 7

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    Of course it's good advice, it comes directly from Voltaire: il faut cultiver votre jardin.
     
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  23. El Manchego

    El Manchego Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I don't care lol, as I actually felt rural France.
     
  24. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    I was referring to you wanting to find a girl, and not a woman to marry. Kinda creepy.
     
  25. El Manchego

    El Manchego Jedi Youngling star 1

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    What's a girl for you? (Ages)
     
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