JCC 2021 Wattos

You can’t stop the whomp!

 

I was going to change my vote. But then the fat shaming happened.

 

Whomp Seal cannot "steal" the victory that is his by right.

 

it is not his right to take it from another's right

 

That cinematography though... groundbreaking.

 

How did the worst elephant picture of all make it to the finals?

 

It was part of my long, circuitous plan to give the Wattos to Whomp Seal by using diabolical tricks like "just going with what won the popular vote" and "not really caring strongly about any GIFs other than the penguins and Chill Wombat." Then in the semifinal round I forced Watto and every other voter to give it enough votes to survive until the final four, as I was confident it would siphon votes from Stabby Crabby without jeopardizing Whomp Seal ascendence. This is all very plausible and coherent and there are no better explanations. #ReleaseTheWhompCut

 

... and I no longer had a headache this morning

 

This exactly what Ayn Rand warned us about.

 

Good!

 

This is a sham. I didn't like it lost to shabby crabby but still

 

Better update your spell-check program; "sham" is not how you spell "out-whomping-standing." Or "fan-whomping-tastic."

 

This isn’t a sham. This is a whomp.

 

"And this... is my WHOMP SEAL!" [/Ashvoice]

 

@Slide Elephant voters. @Stabby Crabby voters. @Duckoff cat voters.
And any undecided forum users.

TIme to get your act straight.

YOU HAVE 24 HOURS

 

Young fools...only now, at the end of the slide, do you understand. Your feeble stabs are no match for the whompage of the Whomp Seal. You have paid the price for your lack of votes.

 

I'll accept the results of the 2021 Wattos, if Stabby Crabby wins.

 

Then you'll accept nothing... and you'll LIKE IT!!!

 

Wow. I thought Slide Elephant would do better.

 

Why? It is literally the most terrible elephant picture I have ever seen in my entire existence. Without exaggeration, it disgusts me that it made it this far. Like Whomp Seal, it testified to the fundamental illegitimacy of this contest.

 

^Same dude who thinks TESB is overrated.

 

Have you voted at all?

 

I love the smell of Whomp Seal in the morning. Smells like... victory!