Mini Series Obi-Wan Kenobi Image Caption Thread (Spoilers)

Maul, formerly Darth: Krayt spit! HE'S DONE IT AGAIN! KENOOOOBEEEEEH!



Owen: Oh by the way, I invited Anakin over for dinner at the homestead. You know, my step-brother? Told him you moved into the neighborhood a couple of years back. He sounded excited to see you again.



Ben: I see. That's... good news.



Anakin: WAAAZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

 

“You should have killed me when you had the high ground.”

 

Anakin, you're such a disappointment. Did I not spend years teaching you how to make an appropriately melodramatic pose with a lightsaber? That is Count Dooku's style and you just don't have the majesty to pull that off..

 

Breaking News: Hipster Millennials complain buzzes have been harshed after Boomer with an over-sized glow stick gatecrashes this year’s Coachella.

 

Dammit. I should have said Burning Man.

More Breaking News: Partygoers left distraught after reveler takes things a little too literally at this year’s Burning Man Festival.

 

DaRtH Vader: Thank you for your time. I'm here to oversee your annual performance review.



Flea: Psychic spies from Mustafar steal your mind's elation.
And little girls from Alderaan get their silver screen quotation
If you want these kind of dreams its Mon Calamari-cation

 

Enjoying the view up there? Just remember, I give only one ride per customer.

 

Obi Wan: What are you doing in this underwater facility Master Sinube?
Tera Sinube: I thought there was something fishy about it.

 

Inky: Revenge does wonders for the will to live, don't you think?


Maul, formerly Darth: This guy gets it!

 

"Not gonna come with us Leia? What's the matter...chicken?" *speeds off in a speeder and narrowly misses another vehicle*

 

Fun fact, the real version of the song already mentions Alderaan !
I mean wuut ?
Coincidence? I don't think so


Space may be the final frontier but it's made in a Hollywood basement
And Cobain can you hear the spheres singing songs off Station To Station?
And Alderaan's not far away, it's Californication

 

Sheev: Lord Vader, I sense a...drat! I can't see a thing. Hold the line, let me go get my contact lenses.


Sheev: ah, much better. Eherm... I sense a disturbance in the force.

 

Obi Wan: You know, seeing you from this angle, from down here, begs the question...


Obi Wan: How do you go to the bathroom?

 

Vader: Now who has the high ground?

 

Night King used Revive


Ben used Rock Slide. Its Super Effective!

 

Graduate of Joey Tribbiani’s Smell the Fart acting academy scores first major role.

 

"Aren't you a little small to be my sister?"