Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

Doesn't say much about your mechanical skills if getting something to work is such an exciting event.


She can't do that. Shoot her, or something.

 

You shoot her or something! I don't want to get arrested!

Sorry, kid. It's not personal, it's just business.

 

That's what crimelords always say right before having someone killed.

Look, I can't hold forever. If you reach him, tell him Leia has an urgent message for him ... about his mother.

 

Nice try, pilot. You must be new to this franchise - General Organa is my mother.

Ben, why didn't you tell me?

 

Force ghost appearance time limited to 2 mins a month.

Run Luke run!

 

A run? Blast it. Wait, how did he know I wear pantyhose under these leggings?

Not this ship, sister.

 

There's a first time for everything, brother.

Laugh it up, fuzzball!

 

Not so much fuzz ball as fuzz barge.

I didn't hit it that hard - it must have had some kind of self-destruct.

 

Porkins x-wing had that feature too.

Come with me, it is the only way.

 

The only way to die, maybe.

You blow them up today, they blow you up tomorrow.

 

Nope, if they wanna play that game, they have to go first. They never keep their promises.

I'm not getting in there!

 

This is not an Out of Frying Pan, Into Fire situation - you're not going to survive if you stay.

Flying's for droids.

 

Let's stick 3PO in a hang glider then.

That's why I've got to go to him.

 

Last time you went to him he chopped off your hand. What body part do you think he'll chop off this time?

That's a rock. And you just made a clicking sound with your mouth.

 

I can beatbox too. Bdm Tsh!

Hey, it's me

 

It could be a Clawdite masquerading as you.

Track them! They may come around for another pass.

 

Tough luck for them. We're fresh out of passes - they'll just have to hold it in.

Ooh - icky, icky poo!

 

But enough about your cooking.

I'm ... in space. And I'm about to die!

 

No, the ship's in space. But surviving in space... well that lesson's coming, young Padawan.

You're smart, you figure it out.

 

But you've given me so few clues!

Through power I gain victory, through victory my chains are broken. The chains ... the chains are the easy part.

 

The chains are the easy part. Hard part is rewatching Mortis so you can plagiarize that line!

The Chosen One is a myth.

 

But I thought he was a Mythter.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

 

Well turn it into the Lost & Found!

I expect to be well paid, I'm in it for the money.

 

But the taxes are going to be a killer.

This party's over.

 

Yes Windu - we've all noticed - anytime you show up at a party, everyone heads for the exits.

This army is for the Republic.