Your Favorite Porg Recipe

Based on the way Chewie prepared it, we can probably figure that porg tastes like chicken.

Granted this fact and everything else we can infer about the texture and flavor of porg, how would you ideally prepare a dish favoring this delicacy from Ahch-To?

My recipe for porg soup involves making little won tons out of porg and a paste of the local grass seed. This is boiled in a porg broth to reduplicate and accentuate the flavor.

Depending on access, root vegetables may be added to taste. Imported Dagobah rootleaf is the respectable choice for seasoning.

 

Porg and chips with salt and vinegar.

 

Southern Fried Porg with mashed potatoes and sweetcorn.

 

I'm a simple man of simple tastes; I like rotisserie porg.

 

Barbecued Porg with a side of corn on the cob and baked beans.

 

On Valentine's Day, I would share porg on the half shell.

 

Well now I feel silly. All the quotes I made in that other thread about roasting and barbecuing porgs, and it turns out I don't know any actual recipes.

 

This is messed up lmao

PORGS ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD

 

I agree.

Porg a L'orange.

 

Porg liver pate, on Ritz crackers, of course.

 

They’re only friends if you name them.

 

From left to right:
Breakfast, Brunch, Elevensies, Lunch, Snack, Dinner and Afters.

 

Porg tartare

 

KFP - Kentucky Fried Porg.

 

You're all a bunch of bastards.

 

Porg 'n' beans

 

Porg-ka-bobs, Porg cordon bleu, Buffalo Porg wings. Porg fried rice.

All with a nice cold Jawa Juice.

 

Turporgen

 

Pain au Porgalat

 

Popeye's Spicy Fried Porg Sandwich

 

I've already got one but here's another. What about Pulled Porg Sandiwiches?

These are made with a vinegar sauce.

 

Porg salad sandwiches

 

Porg Biryani

 

Porg a la King

 

Porg au Vin