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Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by BigAl6ft6, Oct 5, 2015.

  1. Dark Ferus

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    Knope! My office!
     
  2. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Kids today need discipline. That's an unpopular word these days—"discipline." I know Principal Flutie would have said "Kids need understanding. Kids are human beings." That's the kind of woolly-headed, liberal thinking that leads to being eaten.
     
  3. Dark Ferus

    Dark Ferus Chosen One star 8

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    A place where America is growing free and strong,
    When you come down to it this is where we all belong
     
  4. Sarge

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    The British are coming! The British are coming!
     
  5. Dark Ferus

    Dark Ferus Chosen One star 8

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    Look who's the water boy now!
     
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  6. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Your name will also go on the list. What is it?
    Don't tell him, Pike!
    Pike!
     
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  7. Dark Ferus

    Dark Ferus Chosen One star 8

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    So Walt, why did you burn the raft?
     
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  8. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    I've given you a mild sedative. It should control the urge to hyperventilate, and alleviate some of your anxiety.
    Anxiety? Anxiety's what I feel when I burn a pot roast.
     
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  9. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    "You hardly touched your steak."
    "I didn't want to touch it, it scared me."
     
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  10. Dark Ferus

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    I hope you’re enjoying your chicken, Ted.


    What’d I do?
     
  11. Jedi_padawan_leigh

    Jedi_padawan_leigh Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    "I can guarantee you 110% none of my people would plant evidence. They know I would throw the book at them... followed by the bookshelves!"
     
  12. Dark Ferus

    Dark Ferus Chosen One star 8

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    My life is an open book- which is ironic because I don’t like to open books.
     
  13. Iron_lord

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    You can't judge a book by its cover.
    You can't confuse Rimmer with a book. A book's got a spine.
     
  14. Dark Ferus

    Dark Ferus Chosen One star 8

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    You mean you don’t see the family resemblance? I’ll give you a hint: “I must find the avatar to regain my honor.”
    You can laugh. It’s funny.
     
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  15. Iron_lord

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    I have no desire to end Skywalker's life. He has become ... a valuable asset to me and my throne.
    Your compliance is not optional! I command you to kill Skywalker!
     
  16. Dark Ferus

    Dark Ferus Chosen One star 8

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    My first girlfriend turned into the moon.

    That’s rough, buddy.
     
  17. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    "By the light of Lothal's moons".
     
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  18. Dark Ferus

    Dark Ferus Chosen One star 8

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    You’re lucky he’s not here. How’re your knuckles doing there, Kreese?
     
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  19. Iron_lord

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    Me. Of all the people in the lineup, he asks me who threw the first punch.
    And you lied to him.
     
  20. Dark Ferus

    Dark Ferus Chosen One star 8

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    You lied to me!


    Like I’ve never done that before!
     
  21. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Of all the stories you told me, which ones were true and which ones weren't?
    My dear Doctor, they're all true.
    Even the lies?
    Especially the lies.
     
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  22. Dark Ferus

    Dark Ferus Chosen One star 8

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    First, you lied. Then, you lied about lying. Then, you lied about lying about lying. Stop lying!
     
  23. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Well, Zim. I guess my first question is ... are you an alien?
    Lies! The filthy Earth boy lies! .... I mean, no.
     
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  24. PCCViking

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    It's insidious.
    Just like the Federation.
     
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  25. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Federation rules, Federation nobility, Federation compassion? Do you understand that if we were on a Cardassian ship we would be home now?!