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JCC 新年快乐

Discussion in 'Community' started by Darth Punk , Feb 18, 2018.

  1. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Happy year of the dog to the JCC.

    Tell me which Chinese zodiac sign you were born under, and I will tell you your future for the next 12 months

    The Rat: 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996, 2008
    The Ox: 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997, 2009
    The Tiger: 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998, 2010
    The Rabbit: 1951, 1963, 1975, 1987, 1999, 2011
    The Dragon: 1952, 1964, 1976, 1988, 2000, 2012
    The Snake: 1953, 1965, 1977, 1989, 2001, 2013
    The Horse: 1954, 1966, 1978, 1990, 2002, 2014
    The Sheep: 1955, 1967, 1979, 1991, 2003, 2015
    The Monkey: 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992, 2004, 2016
    The Rooster: 1957, 1969, 1981, 1993, 2005, 2017
    The Dog: 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994, 2006, 2018
    The Pig: 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007, 2019
     
  2. Jordan1Kenobi

    Jordan1Kenobi SWC 100 Day Star Wars Challenge Host star 6 VIP - Game Host

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    1994 - Dog.
     
  3. Coruscant

    Coruscant Force Ghost star 7

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  4. dp4m

    dp4m JCC Playoff Pick 'Em Winner, Also a Narc star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    Nov 8, 2001
    1976 - Dragon
     
  5. Adalia-Durron

    Adalia-Durron WNU Mod - Aussie Queen star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Horse


    Sent from my X Wing via sub space.
     
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  6. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    As a dog, you are prone to procrastination. You prefer to idle the day away on various Star Wars message boards, rather than actually do things the that you know need to be done.

    Go out into the world, sniff some proverbial bums, and try to say yes to new opportunities this year, and you will find great riches.
     
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  7. a star war

    a star war Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    May 4, 2016
    I'm a rabbit.
     
  8. Point Given

    Point Given Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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  9. Adam of Nuchtern

    Adam of Nuchtern Force Ghost star 5

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    Sep 2, 2012
    Snake
     
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  10. vin

    vin JCC Playoff Pick 'Em Winner star 5 VIP - Game Winner

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    塗在你的睾丸上的花生醬有一隻狗舔它
     
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  11. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Double Dragon. @mavjade will be kidnapped by the Black Warriors gang. You two must join forces to rescue her.

    If you are able to work as a team, your superior martial arts skills should be more than a match for any low level bosses that come your way. Keep your eyes on the ground this year, and you will be rich in melee weapons.
     
  12. Jordan1Kenobi

    Jordan1Kenobi SWC 100 Day Star Wars Challenge Host star 6 VIP - Game Host

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    Wow. That’s spot on. Thank you Sensei Punk.
     
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  13. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Let your glorious mane grow this year, and go out into the world and run wild. You can do anything you want this next 12 months and people will praise you for it.

    You could literally poop in the street, and people will thank you for helping them to grow their roses.
     
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  14. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    Yáng
     
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  15. JediYvette

    JediYvette Pacific RSA emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jan 18, 2001
    The pig!! [face_pig]
     
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  16. Adalia-Durron

    Adalia-Durron WNU Mod - Aussie Queen star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    You know, so much as I'd like this to be true, I'm pretty sure I'd be arrested!! LOL!!! Having said that, I do have long hair, and I want to grow it out more, so my mane is growing!!!
     
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  17. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Your next 12 months are going to be your best yet. I foresee carrots, lettuce, dandelions, beetroot, coriander, apples (avoid the seeds), brussel sprouts, asparagus etc.

    You are the zodiac's most sociable creature, and **** knows how you managed it, but you are somehow incredibly fertile in 2018. Watch out for those frisky boy rabbits around springtime, and you should have your most prosperous year yet.
     
  18. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Your success this year is in your own hands - even though you have no hands. That's how good your 2018 will be. Who needs hands anyway? As Confusius once said "man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." Eww, who needs that ****? Not you guys.

    Form some great alliances this year, and then eat them during winter.
     
  19. Coruscant

    Coruscant Force Ghost star 7

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    Clearly a PEOPLE interview is the solution. @mavjade?
     
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  20. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Nov 25, 2013
    You complete me
     
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  21. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Also, you will vote for @Diggy in the JCC awards
     
  22. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick Game Host - SfC Part VI BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Nov 26, 2000
    1986- Tiger
     
  23. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Diligence is what you need in this coming year. Do not feel overwhelmed that you have to transform your beloved pig pen into a glorious koi pond. You do not have to do it all in one day, just move your belongings to a higher shelf once a month.

    I have great faith in your Feng Shui.
     
  24. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    You need to take things up a notch this year. Things may have been niiiiiiiice, but you're a tiger - things need to be grrrrrreat. Get naked, stand in front of the mirror, and snarl. Look at those huge fangs. Then hold up your paws, show yourself your fearsome claws. Who is that proud beast staring back at you? That's you, the tiger. Now go and devour the next 12 months, it's there for the taking.

    Put your clothes back on first.
     
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  25. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

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    1989 snek