This year you will create a new karate move - the lamb chop

 

Shame you're not a rabbit. I could have done a watership down meets lethal weapon triple prediction.

@Diggy as joe pesci obviously

 

Seeing as Chinese will be America's official language at some point in our lifetime, it makes sense to learn our new masters tongue in advance.

Isn't that right @J-Rod?

 

Next 12 months may be a bit rough

 

12 months of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes! The dead rising from the grave! Dogs and rats living together, mass hysteria!

Basically, my kind of party, you lucky *******

 

January 25th rings in Chinese Year of the rat.

As you may or may not know, we at Chez Punk have nothing but love for all things Ratus Ratus

Tell me which Chinese zodiac sign you were born under, and I will tell you your future for the next 12 months

The Rat: 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996, 2008
The Ox: 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997, 2009
The Tiger: 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998, 2010
The Rabbit: 1951, 1963, 1975, 1987, 1999, 2011
The Dragon: 1952, 1964, 1976, 1988, 2000, 2012
The Snake: 1953, 1965, 1977, 1989, 2001, 2013
The Horse: 1954, 1966, 1978, 1990, 2002, 2014
The Sheep: 1955, 1967, 1979, 1991, 2003, 2015
The Monkey: 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992, 2004, 2016
The Rooster: 1957, 1969, 1981, 1993, 2005, 2017
The Dog: 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994, 2006, 2018
The Pig: 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007, 2019

 

i am the one who Ox. tell me