You will have great fortune in 2020. Instead of coming dead last in JCC competitions, you will now reach second place.
For 2020 will have a prosperous work life, and also be lucky in love. Should your partner require providing for, you can promise them without irony that you can literally “bring home the bacon”.
In the upcoming year you will truly epitomise the rabbit you are meant to be. You will symbolise charm and kindness, and you will find your peaceful life. Conflict will only guarantee one thing - grey hares.
All rats born in 1972 are water rats. You will cross a large pond this year, and you will enjoy great adventures.
You will have a year of tranquility in fields of gold. You will display nothing but calm and patient intelligent thoughts for yourself and those around you. Should anyone from the prequel pastures try and disrupt your Shangri-La, you tell those ***** to GTFO
I see another year of biting wit for you, always tempting innocents to go for the forbidden fruit, and then you slip off and let diggy take the blame.
Yo will need to be as patient and tenacious as a penguin at work. If you’re not lazy and are wise enough to adapt yourself to new challenges that arise, you’ll be free to strengthen your character and develop three key qualities — the art of how to walk tall after a tumble, negotiating and the ability to make sensible choices - like get out in the world and live, don’t sit around in the house, with the curtains drawn, in your underpants, reading manga.
Did I not? *coughs* how unprofessional of me. I can only apologise for this oversight. On a positive note, you’re still alive, so I’m sure it was grrrrreat. I’m sure you’ll get a reading for this year. Now, where did I leave my notes *shuffles paper*.
@Darth Punk I never thanked you for foretelling my great martial power, the lamb chop. It has been very helpful, especially with mint jelly.
Thank you ML. I’m happy you’ve found such a delicious way to cope with this challenging year. Lol, what were you searching for when you found this thread? Either you’re really late for a 2020 prediction, or really early for 2021. Hang in there my fellow Rat, and I’ll see y’all next January.