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JCC 新年快乐

Discussion in 'Community' started by Darth Punk , Feb 18, 2018.

  1. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    You will have great fortune in 2020. Instead of coming dead last in JCC competitions, you will now reach second place.
     
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  2. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 8

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    Feb 27, 2013
    Your dream gang bang?
     
  3. AutumnLight91

    AutumnLight91 Jedi Master star 4

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  4. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    For 2020 will have a prosperous work life, and also be lucky in love. Should your partner require providing for, you can promise them without irony that you can literally “bring home the bacon”.
     
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  5. Juliet316

    Juliet316 SFTC Daily Double Winner star 10

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  6. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    You will be mostly humping.
     
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  7. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    You will both flock, and it will be glorious
     
  8. DarthIntegral

    DarthIntegral Baseball Draft Commish star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jul 13, 2005
    Does it really count as a prediction when you're just outlining events that will involve you?
     
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  9. vin

    vin JCC Playoff Pick 'Em Winner star 5 VIP - Game Winner

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  10. a star war

    a star war Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Tell me my future old man!
     
  11. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost star 4

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    1972 -- Rat
     
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  12. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Mar 12, 2005
    1973 - Ox
     
  13. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Oct 4, 1998
    Sssssnake!
     
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  14. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    In the upcoming year you will truly epitomise the rabbit you are meant to be. You will symbolise charm and kindness, and you will find your peaceful life. Conflict will only guarantee one thing - grey hares.
     
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  15. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    All rats born in 1972 are water rats. You will cross a large pond this year, and you will enjoy great adventures.
     
  16. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    You will have a year of tranquility in fields of gold. You will display nothing but calm and patient intelligent thoughts for yourself and those around you.

    Should anyone from the prequel pastures try and disrupt your Shangri-La, you tell those ***** to GTFO
     
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  17. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    I see another year of biting wit for you, always tempting innocents to go for the forbidden fruit, and then you slip off and let diggy take the blame.
     
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  18. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  19. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    you never gave me my first horoscope but i am still a tiger.
     
  20. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Yo will need to be as patient and tenacious as a penguin at work. If you’re not lazy and are wise enough to adapt yourself to new challenges that arise, you’ll be free to strengthen your character and develop three key qualities — the art of how to walk tall after a tumble, negotiating and the ability to make sensible choices - like get out in the world and live, don’t sit around in the house, with the curtains drawn, in your underpants, reading manga.
     
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  21. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Did I not? *coughs* how unprofessional of me. I can only apologise for this oversight. On a positive note, you’re still alive, so I’m sure it was grrrrreat.

    I’m sure you’ll get a reading for this year. Now, where did I leave my notes *shuffles paper*.
     
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  22. cubman987

    cubman987 Friendly Neighborhood CT/PT/Saga/Fun & Games Mod star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Rooster (1981)
     
  23. darth_gersh

    darth_gersh Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Feb 18, 2005
    I'm a rRat
     
  24. Master_Lok

    Master_Lok Force Ghost star 6

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    Dec 18, 2012
    @Darth Punk I never thanked you for foretelling my great martial power, the lamb chop.

    It has been very helpful, especially with mint jelly. :p
     
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  25. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Thank you ML. I’m happy you’ve found such a delicious way to cope with this challenging year.

    Lol, what were you searching for when you found this thread?

    Either you’re really late for a 2020 prediction, or really early for 2021. Hang in there my fellow Rat, and I’ll see y’all next January.
     
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