JCC 新年快乐

Happy year of the Ox to the JCC.

Tell me which Chinese zodiac sign you were born under, and I will tell you your future for the next 12 months

The Tiger: 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998, 2010
The Rabbit: 1951, 1963, 1975, 1987, 1999, 2011
The Dragon: 1952, 1964, 1976, 1988, 2000, 2012
The Snake: 1953, 1965, 1977, 1989, 2001, 2013
The Horse: 1954, 1966, 1978, 1990, 2002, 2014
The Sheep: 1955, 1967, 1979, 1991, 2003, 2015
The Monkey: 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992, 2004, 2016
The Rooster: 1957, 1969, 1981, 1993, 2005, 2017
The Dog: 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994, 2006, 2018
The Pig: 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007, 2019
The Rat: 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996, 2008, 2020
The Ox: 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997, 2009, 2021

 

This will be a glorious year for the development of your spiritual evolution.

All the spirits - whiskey, vodka, gin.

 

Good things will happen to the courageous snakes who get up off the ground and say to the world “bring it on”.

 

The pig in the year of the ox will be stable and without drama. Play things safe and your goal to live forever should stay on course, but if that stimulus check doesn’t come soon you might have to eat one of your legs. Nom.