The Mandalorian 1000 Things we learned from The Mandalorian

74) especially not 50 year old babies that can walk, use the force, and unite the Star Wars fandom with its cuteness

 

That’s when Mandalorians wear two helmets?

75) never be the guy NOT wearing Beskar.

76) this is particularly important if you decide to betray someone who is, in fact, covered in beskar.

 

77) Mandalorians treat cute aliens in their cockpit nice...


....Wookies not.

 

78) 50-year old babies are not just found in fandom

 

79) Offworld Jawas will deal for babies

 

81). Never, NEVER, point a gun at Baby Yoda. You know how that ends.

 

82) There's a time and place for doors with openings in them. Prisons aren't it.

 

83) Anakin spends his force ghost down time piloting a New Republic prison ship in fancy shoes

 

84) Upgrade your flamethrower before teaming up with Devaronians.

 

85) Devaronian saunas are raging wildfires

 

86) Got an inconvenient space station you want disposed? Call 1-800-NEWREPUBLIC!

 

87) Mando HAS been to the Twi'lek spa!

 

88.) Devorions can take fire to the face

 

90) New Republic policy prohibits cowboy hats in X-Wings.

 

You win the thread.

 

91.) Of course Dave would be named Wolf

 

92) Not all X-Wing pilots are good actors

 

93) Not all X-wing pilots are excited about their jobs - especially those on Outer Rim duty

 

94) Stock standard Stormtroopers never knew the location of their nearest weapons range for blaster practice. Its one of those great galactical mysteries that was never solved.

 

96) Mouse droids ensure bureaucratic continuity

 

I didn’t put two and two together until just now

 

97) Baby Yoda has a dark side
98) Scout Troopers are now competent
99) Moff Gideon has a lot of firepower
100) Baby Yoda can perform miracles