The Mandalorian 1000 Things we learned from The Mandalorian

123) Linguists believe that in one of the ancient dialects spoken on Navarro "greef" translated roughly in "drama" and a "carga" was a matriarchal ruler or queen. Cara Dune suspects they are right.

 

124) No tree stumps will come to harm while filming Imperial Troopers.

 

time to ramp things up

125) The Mando's name is Din Djarrin
126) Cara's full name is Carasynthia
127) Death Watch saved Din during the Clone Wars
128) Moff Gideon is well informed
129) Moff Gideon is well informed because he is former ISB
130) Cara is from Alderaan

 

131) Round vs Square Lightsaber Holes are becoming another GoodGuy/BadGuy marker.

 

132.) Gideon owns the lightsaber

 

133.) IG series explodes spectacularly.
134.) Bacta spray will heal serious burns and a brain injury within a couple hours.
135.) Scout troopers should know better than to underestimate an IG series. But don't.
136.) This series will milk the Storm Trooper Marksmanship Academy trope for all its worth.
137.) Mandos can fly well enough to take down a tie fighter a couple hours after a near death experience.
138.) When the Mandos are wiped out, their armorers remain behind to melt down the scrap.
139.) The Jedi are now mere legends for the Mandalorians.
140.) Baby Yoda is officially a foundling.

 

141.) Dont punch baby yoda

 

142) "I will give you until sunset to surrender" is always a bad plan. It always ends in disaster. Bad Guys, stop doing this.

 

143) In lack of a wall, a speeder will do just fine if you want to smash someone's head against it.
144) The armorer has weapons that can smash Stormtrooper helmets in a spectacular way
145) Din Djarin is rocking that jetpack
146) IG-11 has a great sense of humor. "Your central processor unit is damaged"
147) Nurse droids can analyze whether someone is happy or sad by their voice.
148) Din Djarin can change his mind about certain droids.
149) He protect. He attack. He force choke. He stop fire.

 

150) That's the river of lava.

 

151.) Boats do fine on Lava
152.) IG units do not do fine in Lava
153.) the Bounty Hunters guild will rise again.
154.) That lightsaber belongs to me!
155.) lightsabers are good if you want to leave a TIE in style
156.) Greef Karga doesn’t understand how the force works
157.) IG units can make great babysitters
158.) Jawas will Salvage anything
159.) If you don’t cut their head off they won’t be dead
160.) Baby Yoda can block fire

 

162) In spite of a rough exterior, Mandalorians are soft as marshmallows inside when it comes to cute aliens.
163) BY likes to play with Mando's knob. Wait, that didn't sound right.

 

164. Repeat: do not punch Baby Yoda.

 

165) … ever.

 

166) Mandalorian beskar smelters work very nicely for disposing of excess stormtroopers.
167) Mandalorian beskar-working tools work nicely as well.
168) Some Scout Troopers get the point....
169) Others, not so much....
170) Either way, it bears repeating that it doesn’t matter if you’re dumb enough to punch BY within sight of his merciless nurse robot.
171) Because said merciless nurse robot will turn you into a pretzel,
172) but he’ll be sorry you had to see that.

 

173. Baby Yoda bites abusers.
174. IG-11 mutilates abusers.

 

175) Speeder bikes still sound as cool as in the 80s

 

176) Watch your feet around lava rivers

 

177. IG-11 doesn't need to watch his feet around lava rivers.

 

178. Greef knows what a lava river looks like.

 

179) or in episode 8.
180) AEWHistory is betting that the mystery person is Boba Fett. So who wants to take that bet? I’ve got a lot of Imperial credits I can bet against Calamari Flan.

 

181) All that "No disintegrations" stuff Vader cast at Boba Fett makes sense now. Those Mando weapons are brutal!

 

182) Now that the first seasons over, I know what loss, loneliness and boredom mean, and Its a long wait until fall 2020!

 

183) If you want to send a message to your ally, don't use an empirical frequency that the scout troopers can hear. Duh!