Full Series 1001 things we've learned in 5 and a Bonus season and another bonus season(s?) of The Clone Wars

1) Never trust the latest good-willing character

2) If you want to live, have Ahsoka rescue you

3) (edited at people's request) If a ship needs crashing, always call Anakin

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4) Retcon is actually pretty fun!

 

This is Denal's face while reading that:

 

5) THE REPUBLIC IS VICTORIOUS ON ALL FRONTS!

 

tell that to Ponds

 

6) Fans will ALWAYS find something to pick on

 

You really should edit 3). Ponds and Denal are two examples that scratch that rule.

 

Done

 

7)Violence may be the best answer, and it often is.

8) Celebrity voices do not grant immunity (Poor poor Todo360)

 

9) Gunray is funny as hell.

 

10) If you find a worm in space, DON'T PUT IT IN YOUR NOSE!

 

11) Characters with hats are untouchable.

12) Sure are a lot of pale white-skinned girls in the GFFA.

13) Obi-Wan loves the ladies.

 

14) Black lightsabers do not neccesarily make a character cool.

15) Anyone can use a lightsaber, as long as they swing it wildly enough.

16) All the excitement happens in the Ithorian section of the Coruscant underworld!

 

17) Beware of the elderly. They may be carrying concealed weapons in their cane.

 

18) Coruscant's population consists of identically dressed ithorians, Aqualish, Rodians, Quarren, Twi'leks and bith.

 

19) THE SEPARATISTS ARE A DANGEROUS THREAT! ......IN THE NEWSREEL!
20) The big wild unorthodox plan always works
21) The Encyclopedia is no guarantee for survival (Onaconda) or death (Eeth Koth)
22) Character Discussion Threads are also for bashing the character now ()
23) Plo Koon fights in space. No other Jedi does this. He will break your face.
24) All Weequays have a thick Cockney accent, yet their leader somehow sounds more Eastern-exotic
25) The Monkey Lizard did it!
26) You say Twai-lek, and I say Twee-lek, but Obi-Wan says it both ways

 

27) All Seperatist commanders must be over-the-top aliens. No regular humans with regular voices! No exceptions!

28) Looking to study an exotic alien species? Look no further than the bottom of Anakin's boot.

29) All hats double as character shields. That is why Cad Bane, Embo, and Dave Filoni will never die.

 

Oh, so true. No matter how much we see the Separatists get crushed episode after episode, the newsreel insists that the Republic is suffering terrible losses and is in dire straits.

 

30) Soup Vendors readily admit to being able to obtain contraband lightsabers with no worry it might be a sting operation.
31) Jedi Masters don't thoroughly question when a Knight tells three of them he got info from a prisoner where they failed.
32) It's cute when a young Twi'lek girl says "Yippee!" but not when a future Dark Lord of the Sith at the same age does.
33) Where there's a farm, there's usually a farmer.

 

34) EVERYBODY has got a bad feeling about SOMETHING, and they all feel the need to let you know.

 

Well, now and then the Republic does have to struggle to earn its victory for the episode, but yes, it's absolutely true that the Separatists are more of an informed threat.

35. Jabba the Hutt has his own clone army of Niktos (TCW movie, very prominent example of model recycling )
36. Whether it's the Hutt Cartels, the Banking Clan or the Trade Federation, nobody's really sure of who's on what side anymore.

 

37) Subtitles are for the weak.
38) Beware of falling objects, droids, and or suicide bombers.

 

OMG! So true! I can still hear myself a few days post TPM saying: "Darth Vader does not say "Yippee!" It felt like righteous indignation at the time, but now seems like a silly thing to be mad about.

 

39) The position of Galactic Senator is an extremely hazardous occupation.

 

Technically, Saesee Tiin has also fought in space.