SWC 2000 reasons to be obsessed with star wars

454. When you notice mirroring between canon and legends, such as how Anakin's first mission in both continuities involved Fosh.

 

455. You can cover that your excitement of motion-sensor public sinks and paper towel dispensers is not about gemophobia but the ability to use force powers.

 

456. Ditto with automatic doors.

 

457. "Roll it again."
458. Because one just has to ask the question about extinction level destruction if a large piece of star base fell to a planet.

 

459. This reason, I give.

 

460. Because above and beyond whatever else they are, the characters are people.

461. Because even most of the antagonists aren't 100% evil.

462. Because the antagonists who are 100% evil (like El Sheevio ) Are still interesting enough that you at least love to hate them.

463. Because I am not 100% sure that Snoke didn't steal his gold bathrobe from the Grandmaster.

 

464. Because you feel a sense of accomplishment when teaching your little one to growl like Chewbacca.
465. Because, one of the crazier names suggested for EpIX, "Chewbaccalypse Now", has just got to become a fan movie.
466. Come on, you know you want to see it too!

 

467. Because "Chewbaccalypse Now" made me LMAO.

468. Because I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything just then.

469. Because if I had been drinking something, I would have spit it from laughing.

470. Because yes, I would like to see Chewbaccalypse Now.

471. Because, like a true Rebel, I too aim to misbehave.

 

Thanks @Cowgirl Jedi 1701 , my tag "I aim to misbehave" is from Captain Malcom Reynolds, but I view him as a Han Solo in another universe.

472. Because you can compare Captain Reynolds to Han Solo and other people would understand the comparison.

 

473. Because Malcolm Reynolds and the crew of Serenity would actually fit in to the GFFA pretty damn well, especially in the outer rim.

474. Because I've actually been planning a Firefly/Rogue One AU crossover for a while now.

 

475. Cause we now have an entire book dedicated to Obi-Wan Kenobi and Quigon Jinn.

 

476. Because there are actually a bunch of those. The Jedi Apprentice series.

 

Autism?

 

477. Because my experience with my own ADHD makes me about 98% sure that Anakin Skywalker is ADHD.

 

My oldest has it. He's non-verbal with OCD tendencies. When TFA came to DVD, I kept him occupied while working on a project by putting the movie on for him.

 

478. Your thrilled that the old republic continuity is finally becoming movies and tv shows.

479. You want to see star wars sequels that take place after episode 9.

 

480. You finally realized that ROTS is the safest movie of the entire saga.

 

481. You just learned that Kathleen Kennedy said there is a future for Poe, Rey Finn, and Kylo Ren after the rise of skywalker is finished. Either sequels or spin offs. Well some of the characters.
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482. You just noticed a typo in your previous post in this thread. It was supposed to say, "the saddest movie", not "the safest".

 

483. You realize that, @Cowgirl Jedi 1701 is right, ROTS is the saddest movie of the entire saga.
484. When the proper response to 'I love you" is "I know"...

 

485. When you realize that "I know" as a response to "I love you" totally works for Loki too.

 

486. When six hours of Count Dooku isn't enough.

 

487. When an evil plot bunny reminds you of Natalie Portman's role in the MCU, and asks you, "What if Luke and Leia are actually Thor's kids, and not Anakin's?"

488. When you respond, "If they were Thor's kids, they'd be blonde."

489. When the evil plot bunny taunts, "Luke is blonde."

490. When you silence the evil plot bunny once and for all by telling it, "So was Anakin when he was a kid. Shut up."

 

491. When you totally know that Nick Fury has a light saber that says "bad mother(effer)" on it...

 

492. When you now want to see Nick Fury come back from the Soul World declaring, "This party's over."

493. And then he beheads Thanos with his purple lightsaber.