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2001-02 JC FORUMS HUMOR AWARDS!

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction and Writing Resource' started by PeterTutham27, May 4, 2002.

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  1. PeterTutham27

    PeterTutham27 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    The winner of the Best humorous Interpretation of a non original characer is:

    "Darth Vader" by BlindMan in The Vader Monologues

    *standing Ovation!*
     
  2. Jedi_Anakin_Solo

    Jedi_Anakin_Solo Jedi Knight star 5

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    Nov 27, 2001
    **aplauds**
     
  3. ArnaKyle

    ArnaKyle Jedi Master star 4

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    Nov 12, 2000
    *Applesauce wildly* ;)

    "No Peter [Parker], you don't need to be Spider-man now, it's just an awards show."
     
  4. Darth_Fruitcake

    Darth_Fruitcake Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jan 18, 2001
    *appears in chicken outfit*

    My friends, often times the funniest stories are the weirdest, most outrageous ones. Here is the nominees and winner for Best Weird Story....

    Me, my Padawan, his girlfriend, and a bunch of handmaidens, or "MMPH! GAH! BOMB!" By Amidala_Skywalker and Mar17swgirl

    Mara Jade: Marriage Aid by PeterTutham27

    Lightsabers and Baby Bottles by Jedi Obi-Wan

    Blindman's Short Attention Span Theater Presents.

    Best served cold by PeterTutham

    Attack of the Chipmunks by Jacinta Kenobi

    The Seamy Lives of Luke and Darth by Mistress Sudafed

    Emu Farm started by Grand Admiral Jaxx.


    And the winner is....


    Mara Jade, Marriage Aid by PeterTutham! Congrats!
     
  5. Marawannabe

    Marawannabe Jedi Master star 4

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    Dec 16, 2001
    Congrats BM!!! ok, I'm off, c y'all!
     
  6. Jedi_Anakin_Solo

    Jedi_Anakin_Solo Jedi Knight star 5

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    Nov 27, 2001
    **Applauds. Is now out of food AND soda, and his escort is definitely asleep**
     
  7. PeterTutham27

    PeterTutham27 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *comes on in rubber chicken outfit to accept award*

    Thanks EVERYONE! WOO!

    *hugs fruity, they have a lightsaber duel, natch.*

    ok! These are the two biggies!

    BEST HUMOR STORY: Nominees:

    The Vader Monologues by BlindMan
    A Christmas with Skywalkers/Solos by Darth_Fruitcake
    Padawan crush by Obi the kid
    A Princess and an Assassin Walk into a Bar by Treecave and Jedi Leia Solo
    Catch by Tahiri.
    Council Buddies by Rokangus
    "Me, My Padawan, his girlfriend and a bunch of handmaidens" by Am and Mar
    Mara Jade: Marriage Aid by PeterTutham27
    A Dialogue by Vergere and Rebecca191
    Attack of the Chipmunks by Jacinta Kenobi
    The Anakin Skywalker Diaries - Part 1 by anakin_girl

    *opens the giant envelope*

    What the- it's stuffed with credits labeled payoff money?

    OH wait! here it is! *grabs note*

    The best Humor Story of 2001-02 is :

    BLINDMAN'S VADER MONOLOGUES!!!!!!!
     
  8. Jedi_Anakin_Solo

    Jedi_Anakin_Solo Jedi Knight star 5

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    Nov 27, 2001
    **Stands and applauds**
     
  9. PeterTutham27

    PeterTutham27 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Aug 23, 2001
    And now- this is the BIG one!

    The Best Humor author of 2001-02 of the JC forums!

    *fingers cross, people pray*

    Nominees:

    BlindMan
    Darth_Fruitcake.
    Tahiri
    Rokangus
    PeterTutham27
    Amidala Skywalker
    Qwi_Xux
    Obi the Kid

    THE WINNER BY ONLY 2 VOTES- IS:
     
  10. PeterTutham27

    PeterTutham27 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Aug 23, 2001
    BLINDMAN!!!!!!!!

    CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

    *confetti, disco balls, who wants to be a millionaire lights, and the star wars soundtrack all commence immediately*

    Congrats to all the winners!!!!!!!

    Thank you for participating in the 2001-02 Humor Awards! Let the celebration party begin!

    *claps hands twice, and everyone is in leather, and dancing to funk groove music, with lots of food and drink!*

    Till next year, everyone! MTFBWY! From Fruity and I- TATA AND GOOD-NITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  11. Jedi_Anakin_Solo

    Jedi_Anakin_Solo Jedi Knight star 5

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    Nov 27, 2001
    **applauds, cheers, etc**
     
  12. Mcily_Nochi

    Mcily_Nochi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sep 23, 2001
    Congratulations, BlindMan!

    And everyone else whose awards I missed because we were celebrating my mom's birthday. :)

    *snuggles with Square Blankey*
     
  13. BlindMan

    BlindMan Jedi Master star 2

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    Nov 25, 2001
    (Blind Man slips unobtrusively through the door of the auditorium, then simply stands there, looking around at all the dancing folk.)

    BLIND MAN: So, uh...what'd I miss? :)


    But seriously, thanks for the votes, folks. It's nice to know that people are liking what I'm doing...

    And thanks, Mcily_Nochi, for posting "Gossiping with the Enemy" here for me in my absence... :)

    Thanks, everyone! :D

    :) Blind Man
     
  14. Mar17swgirl

    Mar17swgirl Chosen One star 7

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    Dec 26, 2000
    ::sneaks in late as always, muttering something about sithly time difference::

    Oh well, better late than never... ;)

    ::Mar is wearing long flowing maroon sleeveless and backless dress, her hair pinned up with golden clip and flowing down in chocolate locks. Her escort is (naturally) Jerdin, dressed in black tuxedo, and looking absolutely stunning::

    OK, first of all, congratulations to all the winners - Blind Man, Fruity, Peter, Gandolf, and the crew of S/S. You all did fantastic job with your incredibly funny stories and certainly deserve these awards. :)

    Second, I want to thank all who nominated MMPHGAABOH for these awards. Two awards is more than nice price and I'm honored I could write this with my Master Am. :)

    ::Mar hugs Am tightly and gives her a high five::

    Again, congrats everyone and thank you!!! :D

    Jerdin: OK, we're done here. Care for a drink? ::gives her a dashing smile::

    Mar: Sure. ::returns the smile and blushes as Jerdin kisses her hand::

    ::they both sit down at the table next to Am, drink champagne and watch the party::
     
  15. PeterTutham27

    PeterTutham27 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Aug 23, 2001
    *parties the day away!*

    Yay! Everyone's here! Congrats again to BlindMan!

    *dances with Am and Fruity*

    Pepsi and Mountain Dew for everyone!
     
  16. Qwi_Xux

    Qwi_Xux Jedi Master star 4

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    Oct 5, 2001
    Wow, congratulations, everyone! Sorry I missed it!
     
  17. J_K_DART

    J_K_DART Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Dec 31, 2001
    In the middle of the Galaxy (sometimes called the WWW) is a house. That house is a prized construction, exquisitely fashioned and dearly loved by all who visit it. A nameplate identifies it as TFN.net

    In the middle of the house is a ballroom, where not long ago there was a party. Now, though, the room seems silent and empty. In the midst of the silence, there is a strange noise, modulating in pitch, like a strange scraping sound. One of the cleaning ladies scream and runs out yelling, "It's haunted! I always said that room was haunted!"

    Finally, a chunk of the floor falls through, and, like the Lady of the Lake holding Excalibur (except male and brandishing a saw) J_K_DART emerges. "Got here! Now, I can't wait to see how everybody's..."

    Silence greets him, except for the sound of the cleaning woman's cat, who is spitting dangerously at this intruder. Dart is clad in a suit that would have been fashionable in Middle Age France, with sweeping cavalier jacket and even a sword (he couldn't find a lihtsaber, so he imrpovised). Dart stares round the empty hall for a moment and then sighs, tugging a bag up after him. Clambering out of the hole, he lays the bag on the floor and produces a sausage role.

    "Hey cat - you want one?"

    The cat scarpers. "Why can't I ever be on time?" Dart muses.
     
  18. PeterTutham27

    PeterTutham27 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Aug 23, 2001
    ROFL****IHM!!

    (Rolling on the floor laughing so hard I think I hurt myself!)

    *gasps for breath*

    Oh man...

    Perfect entrance man, perfect!
     
  19. Mar17swgirl

    Mar17swgirl Chosen One star 7

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    Dec 26, 2000
    Hehehehe, that's our Dart.... :p [face_laugh]

    Always making a special appearance, huh? [face_mischief]

    Hehe.
     
  20. Gandalf the Grey

    Gandalf the Grey Jedi Knight star 6

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    May 14, 2000
    [sneaks in the back]

    Thanks :)
     
  21. PeterTutham27

    PeterTutham27 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Aug 23, 2001
    *spots Gandolf coming in the back and starts a standing 'o' for him*

    WOOHOO!
     
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