Discussion in 'Fan Fiction and Writing Resource' started by Summer_Fanfic_Awards, Jul 9, 2004.
yay, well done, kayladie! ^_^
Good idea, Abby....Congrats, now and forever, to LP and TKL
All right kayladie97!
Woo-hoo kayladie97! Well deserved!
The nominees for Beyond the Saga Best Non-Human are
Aayla Secura, Jedi Resurrection, JediMasterKobe
[blockquote]"Now that I have a few decades under my belt, I?d like to see you try. Don?t sing it, Aurra, just bring it!? [/blockquote]
Trick, Legacy, Tkeira lea
[blockquote] ?You leave my side again and I?ll activate all four of those lightsabers while they're still inside your shiny head.? ? Jaina to Trick [/blockquote]
Kelly, The other half of me, JM Bulldog
[blockquote]"All good bodyguards stay with the body they are guarding," Kelly replied, evenly. [/blockquote]
Congrats kayladie - that was hysterical!
Yay! Congrats kayladie!
come on, Mike!
and everyone else, of course
Whoops, got a wee bit behind. Great job, authors!
Way to go, kayladie!
Way to make them laugh, kayladie97!
The Winner for Best Non-Human is Aayla Secura in Jedi Resurrection by jedi master kobe
Yay! Mike! Way to go buddy!
well done, Mike!
*applause for jedi master kobe!*
Congrats JMK! You did a great job!
WOW! And here i thought...never mind. WOOHOO! Well-done!
didn't everyone, Ish. XP
Jaina is standing in a large arena-sized area on a star destroyer filled with boys and men of all ages surrounding her.
<Disney?s A Little Mermaid ?Part of Your World? music begins playing>.
Jaina stands between two teenage guys and puts her arm on their shoulders.
Look at these boys, aren?t they neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who has everything?
Jaina leaves the boys and walks to the center of the room.
Look at this room, treasures untold
How many cute guys can one space ship hold?
Looking around here, you'd think
Sure, she's got everything
Jaina puts her arm around Jagged Fel and another male Rogue Squadron member.
I've got pilots
Jaina turns to Ganner and gives him a flirtatious look
And jedi a-plenty
Jaina leans over to kiss Zekk but then pulls back right as he leans forward.
I've got hunters
Jaina turns to Face and gives him a smile. He just looks dazed, as if he?s in a Force trance.
and actors galore
Jaina points at Kyp and motions with her index finger for him to join her
You want Jedi pilots?
Suddenly Kyp and a bunch of Kyp-clones appear in front of Jaina
I've got twenty
But who cares? No big deal. I want... more
Suddenly Jaina is standing in the Chief of State?s office.
I want a bothan who?s running the show
I wanna see, wanna see him beggin
beggin? around on his
Whaddya call 'em? Oh, knees!
Flippin' your hair, you don't get too far
Attitudes ?re required for stealing, takin'
Collectin? all males who,
What's that word again? ... Breathe
Want ones who walk
Want ones who run
Want ones who spend all day in the sun
Thinkin? they?re free, really they do...
Belong to me.
What would I give if I could have
Even more admirers?
What would I pay to hear more love
Suddenly a shot is heard and Jaina falls to the ground. The music stops and a group of females step into the cameras view.
Tahiri: ?I liked her better when she turned to the Dark side.?
Dannie: ?With Jaina gone I?ve now calculated the ratio of males to females at 456 to 1.?
Tenel Ka: ?I would have preferred using my lightsaber.?
Alema: ?At least now, with that annoyance out of the way, I won?t have to limit myself to just her brothers.?
Congrats, jedi master kobe!
*laughs, because Ish said what all the cynics were thinking *
EDIT: *laughs some more at the entertainment*