Awards 2004 Summer Fan Fiction Awards Beyond the Saga Ceremony

yay, well done, kayladie! ^_^

 

Good idea, Abby....Congrats, now and forever, to LP and TKL

~TJF

 

All right kayladie97!

 

Woo-hoo kayladie97! Well deserved!

 

The nominees for Beyond the Saga Best Non-Human are



Aayla Secura, Jedi Resurrection, JediMasterKobe

"Now that I have a few decades under my belt, I?d like to see you try. Don?t sing it, Aurra, just bring it!?

Trick, Legacy, Tkeira lea

?You leave my side again and I?ll activate all four of those lightsabers while they're still inside your shiny head.? ? Jaina to Trick

Kelly, The other half of me, JM Bulldog

"All good bodyguards stay with the body they are guarding," Kelly replied, evenly.

 

Congrats kayladie - that was hysterical!

 

Yay! Congrats kayladie!

 

come on, Mike!

and everyone else, of course

 

Whoops, got a wee bit behind. Great job, authors!

 

congrats, Kayladie

 

Way to go, kayladie!

~TJF

 

Way to make them laugh, kayladie97!

 

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The Winner for Best Non-Human is Aayla Secura in Jedi Resurrection by jedi master kobe


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Yay! Mike! Way to go buddy!

 

whoo! yay!
well done, Mike!
^_^
awesome

 

*applause for jedi master kobe!*

~TJF

 

Congrats, JMK

~Abby~

 

Congrats JMK! You did a great job!

 

WOW! And here i thought...never mind. WOOHOO! Well-done!

 

didn't everyone, Ish. XP

 

Congrats Mike!

Jae Angel

 

Jaina is standing in a large arena-sized area on a star destroyer filled with boys and men of all ages surrounding her.

<Disney?s A Little Mermaid ?Part of Your World? music begins playing>.

Jaina stands between two teenage guys and puts her arm on their shoulders.

Look at these boys, aren?t they neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who has everything?

Jaina leaves the boys and walks to the center of the room.

Look at this room, treasures untold
How many cute guys can one space ship hold?
Looking around here, you'd think
Sure, she's got everything

Jaina puts her arm around Jagged Fel and another male Rogue Squadron member.

I've got pilots

Jaina turns to Ganner and gives him a flirtatious look

And jedi a-plenty

Jaina leans over to kiss Zekk but then pulls back right as he leans forward.

I've got hunters

Jaina turns to Face and gives him a smile. He just looks dazed, as if he?s in a Force trance.

and actors galore

Jaina points at Kyp and motions with her index finger for him to join her

You want Jedi pilots?

Suddenly Kyp and a bunch of Kyp-clones appear in front of Jaina

I've got twenty
But who cares? No big deal. I want... more

Suddenly Jaina is standing in the Chief of State?s office.

I want a bothan who?s running the show
I wanna see, wanna see him beggin
beggin? around on his
Whaddya call 'em? Oh, knees!

Flippin' your hair, you don't get too far
Attitudes ?re required for stealing, takin'
Collectin? all males who,
What's that word again? ... Breathe

Want ones who walk
Want ones who run
Want ones who spend all day in the sun
Thinkin? they?re free, really they do...
Belong to me.

What would I give if I could have
Even more admirers?
What would I pay to hear more love
declarations?

Suddenly a shot is heard and Jaina falls to the ground. The music stops and a group of females step into the cameras view.


Tahiri: ?I liked her better when she turned to the Dark side.?

Dannie: ?With Jaina gone I?ve now calculated the ratio of males to females at 456 to 1.?

Tenel Ka: ?I would have preferred using my lightsaber.?

Alema: ?At least now, with that annoyance out of the way, I won?t have to limit myself to just her brothers.?

 

Congragulations, Jedi_Master_Kobe!

 

Congrats, jedi master kobe!

 

*laughs, because Ish said what all the cynics were thinking *

~TJF

EDIT: *laughs some more at the entertainment*